Cause of homosexuality?????

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  1. Imported

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    Mighty_Joe: :D
    I had a prostate cancer checkup today and in the brochures they handed out, I thought this was worth sharing. According to one put out by the Alabama Department of Public Health, recent studies on men's behavior toward prostate cancer have revealed that a numer of men avoid screening due to myths about the disease. Of the seven myths listed, this one tops them all. MYTH: THE DIGITAL RECTAL EXAM (DRE) CAN TURN A MAN INTO A HOMOSEXUAL'.

    FACT: NO MAN WILL BECOME A HOMOSEXUAL BY HAVING A DRE.

    SO NOW WE KNOW! (LOL)
     
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    Longhornjok: Well, being from the South, I think it's telling this was on an Alabama Department of Public Health brochure. :D
    I also have to say I think a lot of straight guys are ummm frightened of their own a-hole, so to speak. The prostate is basically the male G-spot and a lot of guys will never experience that for fear of, I dunno, whatever. According to this myth, it must be because a lot of them are afraid they'll "turn" gay. Oh brother.
     
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    Alabama - isn't that the state with a large "X" on its state flag instead of its name?

    :D :D

    Pecker

    (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.)
     
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    H8Monga: I hear they still have slaves in Alabama! :eek:
     
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    [quote author=Hapi Papi link=board=99;num=1063846522;start=0#3 date=09/17/03 at 20:50:49]I hear they still have slaves in Alabama!   :eek:[/quote]

    No, Cameron: Alabama has come a long way. They even allow people to marry outside of their families now!
     
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    gigantikok: [quote author=DoubleMeatWhopper link=board=99;num=1063846522;start=0#4 date=09/17/03 at 22:45:40]

    No, Cameron: Alabama has come a long way. They even allow people to marry outside of their families now![/quote]
    :D :D :D
    You guys are terrible!! Alabama has MANY redeeming qualities...

    ...

    ....

    ...Lemme think of some and I'll get back to you. ;)
     
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    [quote author=gigantikok link=board=99;num=1063846522;start=0#5 date=09/18/03 at 00:25:22]
    :D :D :D
    You guys are terrible!!  Alabama has MANY redeeming qualities...
    ;)[/quote]

    Trent Lott?
     
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    Longhornjok: [quote author=Pecker link=board=99;num=1063846522;start=0#6 date=09/18/03 at 05:17:35]Trent Lott?
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    Actually, Trent Lott is from Mississippi, but that state is on the receiving end of just as much abuse as Alabama. We're talking deeeeeeeeep South here, people. ;)
     
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    blo1988: Well I turned gay after my first prostate exam......
    Of course the doctor looked like Brad Pitt and gave me the best blow job of my life.....but I really think it was the prostate exam that did the trick....................................
     
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    jackinman: [quote author=gigantikok link=board=99;num=1063846522;start=0#5 date=09/18/03 at 00:25:22]
    :D :D :D
    You guys are terrible!!  Alabama has MANY redeeming qualities...

    ...

    ....

    ...Lemme think of some and I'll get back to you. ;)
    [/quote]

    George Wallace , er, no, he's dead, never mind.
     
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    Mighty_Joe: One thing Alabama seems to have in common with other states - some people who are homophobic, racists and smart asses!
     
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    Longhornjok: Oh yeah, those are everywhere. What're ya gonna do?
     
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    Well, we know that Alabama cant be the cause
    of homosexuality... ;)
    after all, i've never even been to Alabama. ;D
     
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    [quote author=Hapi Papi link=board=99;num=1063846522;start=0#3 date=09/17/03 at 20:50:49]I hear they still have slaves in Alabama!   :eek:[/quote]
    No, that's California. We call them Mexicans.
     
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    Tender: [quote author=jonb link=board=99;num=1063846522;start=0#13 date=09/18/03 at 19:53:52]
    No, that's California. We call them Mexicans.[/quote]


    tisk tisk
    be nice!
     
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    [quote author=Tender link=board=99;num=1063846522;start=0#14 date=09/18/03 at 20:12:22]tisk tisk
    be nice![/quote]
    So I'm a cynic.
     
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