Celebrities caught unaware

Discussion in 'Celebrity Endowments' started by EnglishMan, Dec 1, 2004.

  1. EnglishMan

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    I love those sites which show naked celebrities, but in most of the shots you get to see just how small most celebs actually are, which is usually a major dissapointment. But the shots I like best are the ones that are taken of celebs when they dont know they are being taken. Especially if they are in a state of semi arousal. Just came across one of Spanish celeb Frank Frances on the Stars Masculines Nues site on a boat with his girlfriend. He has an impressive cock and it gets bigger in certain shots. Anyone know of any others?
     
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    I'm with you, EnglishMan. Most of us expect the celebs to be bigger than the average guy and are highly pleased when we see the bigger ones on them. Maybe in our minds we equate popularity with being big. I'll keep you informed of any 'proof' I run across if you'll so the same. Thanks :rolleyes:
     
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    What are the odds that they will be caught on film fully aroused?
    For american films: nil!
    I remember seeing the Rob Lowe home movie (the one with the over 18 year old) on cable. It was very grainy, but you could tell he was well hung.
    What you see in mainstream movies (if at all) are flacid penises.
    I know that mine is nothing special when flacid, but I've only been complimented on it when it is erect! :p
     
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    Of course main stream stars will not be seen erect at the moment, but give them time.
    In the main stream film INTIMACY the english Shakespearean actor Mark Rylance is seen fully erect, and being blown and having sex.

    Another main stream film ROMANCE has porn star Rocco Siffredi fully hard and fucking with that huge tool of his.

    Ewan McGregor has been seen in a state of semi-arousal and I am sure it wont be long before he decides to push the boundaries further and we see him with a major stiffy.

    Mainstream actors are beginning to flash their wares but unfortunately most dont have much to write home about otherwise more of them would.

    Just think of the next generation who will probably be lucky enough to see the equivalents of Travolta, or Cruise or Farrell with fully stiffys getting sucked and fucked with no thought at all.
    Could our grand-parents ever have predicted how far sex on screen would have gone by now?
    The thought of Travolta getting his balls sucked on a fifty foot screen has suddenly got me very hard.
     
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    It's good to know you have been impressed and entertained by Rocco Siffredi in "Romance", Englishman. His unrolling the condom down that huge tool of his (as you so aptly put it) before inserting it, sure makes mine harden. I, also, find McGregor becoming more and more risque in showing his semies and look forward to seeing his erected cock, which from all indications must be quite large. Of the ones you mention, I plan to see "Alexander" this week end and get entertained by Farrell. Regardless of his size, he's a hot guy.
     
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    I'm sorry to say that I've seen that movie and it's got to be the least erotic performance of his life. I found that movie pretty much the opposite of arousing.
     
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    I'm sorry to say that I've seen that movie and it's got to be the least erotic performance of his life. I found that movie pretty much the opposite of arousing.
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    Damn, if that's his least erotic performance, I've gotta see his most erotic, aloofman. Which ones do you recommend?
     
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    Damn, if that's his least erotic performance, I've gotta see his most erotic, aloofman. Which ones do you recommend?
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    I'm with you there Roy. I think Romance has some incredibly erotic scenes. The one with Rocco, the one where she is getting screwed on the stairs and that orgy scene at the end...all cock stiffeners.
     
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    Yeap, I agree with the three you pick for dick stiffeners, Englishman, and did you notice they are spaced to keep a perpetual hardon (with a little hand help)!
     
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    Hmmm... well, there's another Farrell flick out where he plays foil to some awkward kid who grew up to be a pretty endearing, nice, loveable yet lonely gay guy in New York -- "A Home at the End of the World." From the not so nice words I've heard about "Alexander," "Home" seems something much more worthwhile to watch, and I'm sure Colin and the other boy kiss a couple of times.
     
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    "Home's" a wonderful little film--thoroughly enjoyed it when it was out a few months ago. The scenes involving Colin and the other guy are more sensual than sexual, but still hot if you're into Colin. The unedited version features a full-frontal nude shot of Farrell, but the director decided to edit it out, deeming it "distracting" (fill in your own interpretation here). No word whether the DVD will be released "uncut."
     
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    Yeah, but Alexander was more visual. Strangely, despite the lyric, it was too abysmal.
     
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    dayne: It is said a good photographer can make you 10 or 15 pounds thinner or heavier depending on how they shoot you. The same can be said for your cock. I know from personal experience. I also remember seeing an acquaintance in Playgirl. He was not that well hung to begin with but they way they took the shot he did look larger. I have seen him hard and he was not. Perhaps they fluffed him a bit, but even that would not have made him impressive. Another friend was doing a spread for Hustler. He had a nice size already, but to get him look better, he watched the jealous boyfriend of the woman in the shot eat her out. This gave her bigger nipples for the shot and him some extra length. This made for some great pictures as he had something nice and it looked even better.
     
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    Thanks for the edification! ;)
     
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    But half are above average.
     
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    celebrities are hung just like everyone else--disapointingly average
    those few that are big HURRAY but it does nothing for me unless i got an invite to come over ...lol
     
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    Could it be that celebs do have a higher percentage of hung than the general population because their size has 'opened doors' for them? Lots of personal attributes are used to pull strings for advancement, dick size being one of them. . . . just a thought I'm pitching out for replies.
     
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    Well, Matt Stone and Trey Parker says it's the reverse; they had to suck a lot of dicks to make it in Hollywood.
     
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    carolinacurious:
    Well I certainly wouldn't go along with the, "He's in all my favorite movies so he MUST be hung like a stallion," school of thought but I do think there could be enough "casting couch effect" to skew the average a bit. Keep in mind though that most leading men and many lead singers tend to be smaller than they appear. (height)

    Then of course there's Ted Nugent.
     
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