Porno Star Janine Lindemuller Visits. 8/6/98. 7:05am
Janine Lindemuller came in to promote an appearance she was making this afternoon. She was signing autographs at a Tower Records store. Howard spent some time talking to Janine about this Vince Neil tape that's being sold on the web. The tape is a home video of Janine and Vince Neil from Motley Crue having sex. Janine claims that she didn't release the tape but she is profiting from it. Vince claims that he didn't release the tape either but he was the one who had the original copy. Howard watched the tape and said that it looked like Vince didn't do much for Janine. She was doing all the work on him. She agreed and said she probably wouldn't put up with that today. Since Janine is so hot, Howard decided to have her fluff the guys up so they could remeasure their penis'. Last week they measured them with the
Male Genitalia Kit which included a special ruler and a note pad for tracking the size of your penis. Gary was first to get fluffed. He and Janine went into the bathroom and about 2 minutes later Janine came out. Gary was aroused pretty quick. Howard was next so he took a commercial break. After the break he came back and said that he just couldn't get a good measurement. Jackie had gone in and got his new measurement also. Fred was sitting out because he had the best one last week. Here's last week's measurements:
- Jackie - 5¼''
- Gary - 5 5/8''
- Howard - 6''
- Fred - 6½''
Before Janine left one of the guys from the E! crew, Richie, had to meet Janine. He told Gary the other day that he'd do anything to meet her so they had him dress in a woman's dress. He got to meet her but he was in a dress and wearing lipstick and nail polish. Janine got a kick out of it and thought it was nice that he was willing to go through all of that just to meet her. Richie said he fell in love with her the first time he saw her on Howard's E! show. He said that she's like a work of art and couldn't take his eyes off of her. Howard took some phone calls for a while then told Janine that he wanted her to try to get him aroused again. They took a break and when they came back Howard had his measurement. Here's how they stacked up today:
- Jackie - 5¾''
- Gary - 5 7/8''
- Howard - 6''
- Fred - No Measurement
