Celebrity Dildoe's

Discussion in 'Celebrity Endowments' started by gjorg, Jul 29, 2007.

  1. gjorg

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    Do you have a favorite? The Jeff Stryker is a killer, no matter how anal ready you are the first two strokes will bring tears to your eyes. Then I measured it. It's a healthy 7" in girth,no wonder
     
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    The Jeff Stryker is nice starter one. However, try using the Aiden Shaw, the Chad Hunt, the Ken Ryker or the heavenly Kris Lord or Brad Stone. You want to talk about some massive manmeat. They really stretch you to a delightful maximum that still has you begging for mroe.
     
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    I have alway's had the hots for Aiden Shaw.Do you know the girth?
     
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    Try the Mr. Ed. It will define horse hung for you.
     
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    Aiden Shaw ... 8.5" x 8.5"
    Chad Hunt ... 11" x 7.5"
    Ken Ryker ... 9.5" x 8.5"
    Kris Lord ... 7.5" x 8.5" (websites say 7.5" though, very strange)
    Brad Stone ... 10" x 8"

    Mentioning Mr. Ed about, I found an actual website that sells replicas of animal penises for dildos. Out of curiosity, I checked out the horse ones. Let's just say they come in ouch, DAMN! and HELL NO! (20" x 15").
     
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    The brad stone or the ken ryker Would not work for me no matter how much valium or lube. 7 seems to be my limit. I have friends who FF'ed before but i am pyhsically incapable. It feels like ther's bones there that wont spread any bigger. I am about to make a thread on ruined assholes, I think I know someone who has one.
     
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    Thank you for posting that information. I laughed until my eyes watered.
     
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    I have the Ken Ryker one, it is alot of fun! Wouldn't mind trying the Chad Hunt for a little more length and a little less girth, though I'd love to try a realistic which has even more girth than Ryker, maybe Bam will fit the bill.

    Hairyguy
     
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    Same here (on both counts) Hairyguy. I currently have the Ken Ryker, the Julian, the Tom Byron, the Tod Parker, & the Johnny Hazzard. I've had my eye on the Chad Hunt, the Mike Branson, & the Kevin Dean. Anyone have any others to recommend?

    My gripes with these pornstar dildos are:
    A) The prices on these things are ridiculous - $70 for a hunk-o-rubber?! :eek:
    B) They're too hard. They should be made of that softer CyberSkin type material....not that cheap hard rubber!
    C) Though molded from these men, the finished products are almost always "padded" a bit to bring that mold to slightly larger proportions. Most of these stars, when interviewed, admit to this. That galls me cos the whole point of buying that particular dildo (as opposed to any generic one) is to hopefully come as close to experiencing that man as possible. Enlarging them only seems to defeat that purpose. That said, I still bought the Ryker, despite knowing it's exaggerated a bit....tho I'd far prefer the real Ken. :biggrin1:
    D) There should be more of them! May I request: Rod Barry, Chris Champion, Sean Colby, Sydney Cox, Jason Crew, Mark Davis, Tag Eriksson, Cory Evans, Johnny Hanson, Jason Hawke, Steve Hooper, Brad Hunt, Brant James, Trevor Knight, Joe Landon, Barrett Long, Kip Noll, Kane O'Farrell, Logan Reed, Colby Taylor, Kurt Young, & Ryan Zane among others?!

    I think it should be industry prerequisite that all male pornstars must have a mold made. In fact, while we're at it, It think all male celebs (mainstream as well) should too. Ahhhhh - what a want list that one would be! :naughty:
     
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    Wow a true connesuier<sp> The jeff stryker comes in cyberskin & hard rubber,size wise looks like you have moved beyond this. If your tight the cyberskin ones can give you trouble(too flexible)If you want to inflick more pain go with the hard rubber!Their are discount sites out there.google it
     
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    Have you ever tryed the uncut ones?
     
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    Love my Kris Lord. Would love a Chad Hunt! :D
     
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    I have the Ken Ryker dildo, which certainly brings a smile to my face! I wouldn't mind the Logan Reed one! He always turns me on!
     
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    I bought last year a Tom Chase Dildo... and to be honest, I don't think I could ever take it... They are WAY exagerated... he does not look THAT big in his movies and I'm a big fan of his...

    or maybe I have a too small hole :p
     
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    would love to try the tod parker real thing.........wooooooooooooooooooooooooooof
     
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    :biggrin1:
     
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    Does anyone have the Chase Hunter didlo?
     
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    I'm waiting for them to make the Weird Al Yankovic Dildo!

    :fingersx:
     
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    Have taken the Jeff Stryker, the Ken Ryker (WOW is that fantastic or what) and as for Aiden Shaw, well I have had the real thing a few times, so dont need to play with that one :smile:
     
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    You f-ing pig:smile: :smile: He has been a fantasy of mine for so long.Your not so bad yourself, at least from the waist down.
     
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