Re: the hung group-- is that John Glenn the astronaut/senator?!That's an interesting addition to the group...
Celebrity Penis Sizes
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DAME JUDI DENCH has lavished praise on DANIEL CRAIG's manhood, insisting the JAMES BOND actor's penis is "an absolute monster". The Oscar winner, who plays M in the 007 movies, used a trailer opposite Craig during the shooting for CASINO ROYALE, and was surprised to find the 38-year-old actor wandering naked outside one day. Dench recalls fondly, "It's an absolute monster. Sorry, I shouldn't say that, should I? How uncouth of me."
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I heard that comment and it is absolute rubbish.
There are loads of pictures of Daniel Craigs dick on the net, and as you can see from the evidence below he has a very small cock. In fact he makes Jude Law look like he has a 'monster' as Dame Judy put it.
Maybe her late husband Michael Williams was tiny, and his cock is the standard by which she made her assesment.
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One proven inacuracy in that list is Howard Stern. A pornstar measured it with much precision to be exactly 6 inches or just over in length.
I assume he's got a thin one though since he seems so miserable about its size.
I assume he's got a thin one though since he seems so miserable about its size.
Reagan? Give me a break.
Hey, why wouldn't Ron be hung? It is well documented that Lyndon Johnson had a massive johnson....I wouldn't be surprised if Reagan was also packing. 'Ya never know! And as for
Dan Rather - I have heard his name mentioned more than once in big cock talks....I'd bet
10-to-1 he's got a wang that's a mouthful.
I chopped a few off the chart to make my own personal list. Real or not? Who knows, always nice to imagine it though- especially Brian Keith and Orson Welles!
The first thread list is suspect. Like so many unsubstantiated claims it is probably invented gibberish.
For example, Jimi Hendrix`s erection was cast in plaster by a well known US site called (I think) "Plaster cast" or similar.
He was just over six inches and not over eight. His cock is there for the World to see on the internet.
What nonsense. Who on earth is taken in by this this stuff?
For example, Jimi Hendrix`s erection was cast in plaster by a well known US site called (I think) "Plaster cast" or similar.
He was just over six inches and not over eight. His cock is there for the World to see on the internet.
What nonsense. Who on earth is taken in by this this stuff?
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I could certainly imagine Brian Keith with a large, thick cock. And I think I remember seeing a picture of him somewhere sans shirt....nice, hairy chest I believe(?). Yumyum...
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You can never trust these celebrity penis size claims. The website mention has some fairly dated material on it and I suspect at least some of it was supplied by none other than the infamous Sam Frank originator of The Hung Jury, a pseudo-club for well-endowed males decades ago. Sam would dream these celebrity penis sizes from the bedroom of his run down apartment in West Hollywood. One suspects he was simultaneously masturbating and writing at the same time as celebrity penis sizes would suddenly take on a sudden change from simple notation (Milton Berle-13") to a radiantly glowing description (Warren Beatty- a turgid vein-throbbing 10" with an apple-like uncircumcised glans.)
How he obtained them is even more interesting. Most often he would hear a Gay usher at a theater talk about a friend of a sister who worked for a Gay producer who took a leak at Warner Brothers and saw someone in the adjacent urinal..."he's enormous!" Other times it was an outright mystery. If Sam Frank saw the Three Stooges In Outer Space and took a lusting for Moe Howard, than Moe Howard suddenly was hung below his knees in the next publication of The Hung Jury.
Sam Frank fantasized penning the ultimate compendium of celebrity penis sizes, a coffee table book worthy of Barnes & Noble. Unfortunately money issues along with a complete and utter lack of writing talent put an end to his dreams. In his last hurrah, Frank handed over the sum total of his celebrity penis size investigation over to the late Gary Griffin who did-for better or worse-have the means to publish this fantastical balderdash.
If you can still find old copies, Gary Griffin's books included such titles as "The Horseman's Club" to the sublime and simply titled "Penis Size" complete with a forward from a certifiably insane phalloplastic surgeon from Southern California.
How he obtained them is even more interesting. Most often he would hear a Gay usher at a theater talk about a friend of a sister who worked for a Gay producer who took a leak at Warner Brothers and saw someone in the adjacent urinal..."he's enormous!" Other times it was an outright mystery. If Sam Frank saw the Three Stooges In Outer Space and took a lusting for Moe Howard, than Moe Howard suddenly was hung below his knees in the next publication of The Hung Jury.
Sam Frank fantasized penning the ultimate compendium of celebrity penis sizes, a coffee table book worthy of Barnes & Noble. Unfortunately money issues along with a complete and utter lack of writing talent put an end to his dreams. In his last hurrah, Frank handed over the sum total of his celebrity penis size investigation over to the late Gary Griffin who did-for better or worse-have the means to publish this fantastical balderdash.
If you can still find old copies, Gary Griffin's books included such titles as "The Horseman's Club" to the sublime and simply titled "Penis Size" complete with a forward from a certifiably insane phalloplastic surgeon from Southern California.
