Celebrity Penis Sizes

Discussion in 'Celebrity Endowments' started by D_Barbi_Queue, Apr 12, 2005.

  1. B_henry miller

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    How can anyone know for sure? Do women (or men) who sleep with these guys have tape measurers?
     
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    He and a number of other celebrities had their manhoods cast by the well-known Cynthia Plastercaster, who specialised in her collection of celebrity penis moulds. IIRC she also did Andy Warhol amongst many, many others.
     
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    I'd like to have a cast of yours, NIMBUS!!!!!! beautiful soft or hard!!! great foreskin...great thickness......WOOF:wink:
     
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    That's an interesting list. There are errors in it. Grace Slick had sex with Jim Morrison and wrote in her autobiography that he was slightly bigger than average, about 7 inches. I have many lists, and one is basically fiction, because it contradicts the other lists and factual information about the celebrities.

    Michael Jordan is said to be "hung" and has difficulty finding condoms that will fit. That's not under 6 inches.

    A lot of the comments here annoy me. I know EVERYTHING about Jimi Hendrix, because as an electric guitar player myself he is my god. He had a monster cock. Years ago the "Plastercasters of Chicago" showed a small cast they said was of Jimi's dick. Now there is an average size cast they claim is of Jimi's dick. Isn't that suspicious? As I have posted here on LPSG previously: WHEN ARE WE GOING TO SEE THE REAL CAST OF JIMI HENDRIX'S DICK? Or did they really make one? Did you know Frank Zappa financed the Plastercasters? Did you know the Plastercasters claim that Jimi had the biggest cock in rock? Did you know that some people lie?

    I'm about the only person left who knows how Jimi really died. So I'll share it with you. He accidentally took an overdose of Italian sleeping pills. One pill, that was supposed to be cut into 4 doses. He was alive, an ambulance was called, but the idiotic attendants placed him upright in a chair with his head tilted back. By the time they reached the hospital he had suffocated to death because of the ambulance attendants' incompetence. But you thought he was a junkie or something, didn't you? You know fuck all about Jimi Hendrix, so stop this shit about his "average" size dick. He had a monster cock.
     
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    Well, don't keep us waiting-place those lists here, there are thousands of sexually depraved individuals who need them (and yes, that would include me).

    It is on this board, where people show bic disposable razors next to their weenie and even though the razor is longer than their weenie they claim to be carrying 8 inch gut pounders. (I am also lost as to why people think 6 inches is super thick-but that's another matter)

    Really?
    I don't follow-are you saying all electric guitar players have big penises?
    Again I say-Really? Wow, what a shocker.

    This is not helping your credibility rating.

    Now, let me see-you're saying that because he died of a sleeping pill meant for a horse, he had a big penis? Is this stated in his autopsy? Oh well, no matter, just post those lists of yours of various penis size of famous (and not so famous) men-that's the real purpose of this thread.
     
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    Leonardo Di caprio not is hung...
     
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    Ronald Reagan is really big? Sweet! He's always been hot to me.
     
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    At least now we know where he went after he died...
     
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    LOL....is he really hung???? I could care less about his politics. I just think he's hot.
     
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    That list is bogus. Jimi Hendrix is only 6 inches, Eddie Murphy is small according to Toni Braxton, unless you have pics to prove their size then who cares.
     
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    Hello LPSG/Members,
    Without sounding disgusting, I can put some truth into the Dan Rather 'well-hung' verification. Here goes: This is absolutely true:
    My first cousin Mark lives in Queens, NY and he works in Manhatten with all the largest {and most expensive} hair salons in the city. He bumps into celebrities quite often to the point of no surprise anymore. I was in the city and used his gym membership to one of the best workout places in the city. It is near CBS studios and celebrities also visit this place to workout during lunchtime.
    I was in the locker room getting ready to shower and that was when I heard Dan Rather speeking to another gentleman that he worked with I guess, and he was also showering in the more private side near to where I was. While I was finishing up, he walked by me when going for a towel and I saw him in the buff. He was well endowed and very thick. I said "hello" and I glanced down quickly to see his penis and I was surprised at what I saw. Without making it look too obvious, I found it hard to look away because I never saw the guy from the waste down. He was kind of heavy and I took note of what I saw. He probably gets the same glances from everyone else and I noticed him looking down and taking note of mine as well. Maybe he was seeing if anyone else carried as much weight as his?
    I can state for the record that, he is pushing at least 8 or 9 inches non-erect and wide all around. He also looked as though he was circumsized but that is in question?
    Thats it folks. I hope I did not make anyone sick with the thought of picturing Dan Rather in the buff? But I thought I would share this story so the rumours would rest.
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    Hello LPSG/Members,
    Without sounding disgusting, I can put some truth into the Dan Rather 'well-hung' verification. Here goes: This is absolutely true:

    My first cousin Mark lives in Queens, NY and he works in Manhatten with all the largest {and most expensive} hair salons in the city. He bumps into celebrities quite often to the point of no surprise anymore. I was in the city and used his gym membership to one of the best workout places in the city. It is near CBS studios and celebrities also visit this place to workout during lunchtime.
    I was in the locker room getting ready to shower and that was when I heard Dan Rather speeking to another gentleman that he worked with I guess, and he was also showering in the more private side near to where I was. While I was finishing up, he walked by me when going for a towel and I saw him in the buff. He was well endowed and very thick. I said "hello" and I glanced down quickly to see his penis and I was surprised at what I saw. Without making it look too obvious, I found it hard to look away because I never saw the guy from the waste down. He was kind of heavy and I took note of what I saw. He probably gets the same glances from everyone else and I noticed him looking down and taking note of mine as well. Maybe he was seeing if anyone else carried as much weight as his?
    I can state for the record that, he is pushing at least 8 or 9 inches non-erect and wide all around. He also looked as though he was circumsized but that is in question?
    Thats it folks. I hope I did not make anyone sick with the thought of picturing Dan Rather in the buff? But I thought I would share this story so the rumours would rest.
    RSP
     
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    In response to that MetalSludge site....I find it odd that so many of these band members are 7+....I mean it seems like the average around this site is 7.5-8 long and this is the LPSG. Are celebrities REALLY that big? LOL
     
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    mario lopez penis size anyone no
     
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    Chad Everett is extremely hot... 8inchs is a plus
     
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