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clownboots19: Jessica Simpson!!!!
 

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Actually, that reminds me of this one author I know. One of her characters is fluffy and very much a Jessica Simpson fan.

Personally, I wouldn't choose Jessica Simpson. I mean, she's the only one who remained a virgin. And for just plain sex, you want the whore.
 

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Oh, and in my case, I'd choose Pamela Anderson. First off, to show her that some guys are bigger than Tommy. Secondly, she seems very loving; how many porn videos have the L word dropped that many times?
 

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Originally posted by jeepwranglerboi@Feb 8 2005, 12:56 PM
If you could have sex with any one(1) celebrity, who would it be and why?
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I once had a dream about Val Kilmer. He was standing at the end of a long swimming pool wearing a white Japanese style cloth loin cloth thingy. He was wet and the fabric was transparent. You could see his huge cock straining against the cloth. He dove in the pool and was swimming toward me. That's all I remember.

I've had a crush on him ever since.
 

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KEIRA KNIGHTLEY good god she's hot! My first time watching Pirates of the Caribbean...whew.

As a backup I've always had a thing for Angelina Jolie since seeing her in Tomb Raider.
 

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Originally posted by ebviking@Feb 8 2005, 03:12 PM
He was standing at the end of a long swimming pool wearing a white Japanese style cloth loin cloth thingy.
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Apparently someone's a regular at the Department of Redundancy Department.
 

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Jeep...you have to answer, too, man!

My most honest and first pick?
Probably Matt Damon, as he looks in the film GOODWILLHUNTING.
He is a good conversationalist in interview,
a great actor,
a good writer...
goodlooking without being too prettyboy or too intimidating,
and he has great lips.

And how is this for a random group? If i could have a crack at Ashton Kutcher,
Jerry O' Connell and the chef Tyler Florence...that would
be OK, too. Speaking of chefs, i dig Jamie Oliver, the Naked Chef,
i'd roll with him.
And Ewan MacGregor is hot...and...there is a softporn/former soap
star named Brian Bloom.
Holy crap....how many does that make??????
Let's add Ty the carpenter guy...and what is the name of that
decorator guy that is on Oprah all the time? Wow...i guess i watch a lot
of tv. lol
:D
 

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I can't just pick one! :lol:

Halle Berry - simply gorgeous
Jennifer Connelly - before she got too skinny
Tyra Banks - simply gorgeous
Heidi Klum - simply gorgeous
Laetitia Casta - simply gorgeous
Jennifer Love Hewitt - Cute and busty
Sofia Vergara - simply gorgeous
Monica Bellucci - simply gorgeous

... and a few hundred more. :D

As far as I can tell, each of the women above is an all natural beauty.

LapDog :p
 

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It's hard for me to narrow it down to one, mainly because my moods change. Sometimes I might find myself gazing longingly at Mike Piazza on TV, then ten minutes later I'll get off on Billy Idol's Catch My Fall video. Then there are a few 'mini-celebrities' here at LPSG ... B) (Well, they're famous to me!)
 

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Jennifer Aniston
Pamela Anderson
Brad Pitt
Tom Selleck

Or best yet Jennifer and Brad at the same time.
 

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Sting
Ewan MacGregor
Val Kilmer
(you nailed that one Viking...and he lives here! Can I borrow your dream?)
Sean Connery
Sting
did I mention Sting?

must go now.
 

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Hmm.


Let's see...alphabetically speaking...and this is not an endorsement of their alleged talents, just of their humpability.


Hank Azaria
Diedrich Bader
Avery Brooks
Bryan Callen
Alexandre Despatie
Will Forte
Jamie Foxx
Brendan Fraser
Malcolm Gets
Thomas Gibson
Lukas Haas
Woody Harrelson
Ethan Hawke
Hugh Jackman
Greg Kinnear
Jay Mohr
Ed Norton
Carter Oosterhouse
John Paul Pitoc
Tim Robbins
Shifty Shellshock
Jon Stewart
Ben Stiller
Garrett Wang
 

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Like many of you, I cannot narrow it down to just one. Here are my top (no pun intended ... well okay, maybe it is ;) ) choices.

JP Pitoc :wub:
Antonio Sabato, Jr.
Luis Fonsi
Although redundant, Brad Pitt and Colin Farell

and of course those infamous LPSG celebrities. (You know who you are. I hope! :blink: )
 

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Originally posted by jeepwranglerboi@Feb 9 2005, 11:46 AM
Like many of you, I cannot narrow it down to just one. Here are my top (no pun intended ... well okay, maybe it is ;) ) choices.

JP Pitoc :wub:
Antonio Sabato, Jr.
Luis Fonsi
Although redundant, Brad Pitt and Colin Farell

and of course those infamous LPSG celebrities. (You know who you are. I hope! :blink: )
[post=281480]Quoted post[/post]​

I wasn't a big Brad fan until TROY!
Wow. that was hot.

Same with Halle Berry, Until she became a Bond girl!
Ouch!! In those swank dresses! MMMM!
 

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Originally posted by ebviking+Feb 9 2005, 07:59 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ebviking &#064; Feb 9 2005, 07:59 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-jeepwranglerboi@Feb 9 2005, 11:46 AM
Like many of you, I cannot narrow it down to just one. Here are my top (no pun intended ... well okay, maybe it is ;) ) choices.

JP Pitoc  :wub:
Antonio Sabato, Jr.
Luis Fonsi
Although redundant, Brad Pitt and Colin Farell

and of course those infamous LPSG celebrities. (You know who you are. I hope&#33; :blink: )
[post=281480]Quoted post[/post]​

I wasn&#39;t a big Brad fan until TROY&#33;
Wow. that was hot.

Same with Halle Berry, Until she became a Bond girl&#33;
Ouch&#33;&#33; In those swank dresses&#33; MMMM&#33;
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Yeah, &#39;Troy" totally did it for me&#33; Eric Bana was pretty hot in that too.