Celebrity Sex

Discussion in 'Celebrity Endowments' started by jeepwranglerboi, Feb 8, 2005.

  1. jeepwranglerboi

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    If you could have sex with any one(1) celebrity, who would it be and why?
     
  2. Imported

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    clownboots19: Jessica Simpson!!!!
     
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    Actually, that reminds me of this one author I know. One of her characters is fluffy and very much a Jessica Simpson fan.

    Personally, I wouldn't choose Jessica Simpson. I mean, she's the only one who remained a virgin. And for just plain sex, you want the whore.
     
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    Oh, and in my case, I'd choose Pamela Anderson. First off, to show her that some guys are bigger than Tommy. Secondly, she seems very loving; how many porn videos have the L word dropped that many times?
     
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    I once had a dream about Val Kilmer. He was standing at the end of a long swimming pool wearing a white Japanese style cloth loin cloth thingy. He was wet and the fabric was transparent. You could see his huge cock straining against the cloth. He dove in the pool and was swimming toward me. That's all I remember.

    I've had a crush on him ever since.
     
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    KEIRA KNIGHTLEY good god she's hot! My first time watching Pirates of the Caribbean...whew.

    As a backup I've always had a thing for Angelina Jolie since seeing her in Tomb Raider.
     
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    Apparently someone's a regular at the Department of Redundancy Department.
     
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    Naomi Campbell - I love women w/attitude and a British accent...Plus she looks like she would be an animal in bed...And I really have a thing for models since I am pretty tall...
     
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    Angelina Jolie...cos she makes me hard? hehe but really she is hot :D
     
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    Jeep...you have to answer, too, man!

    My most honest and first pick?
    Probably Matt Damon, as he looks in the film GOODWILLHUNTING.
    He is a good conversationalist in interview,
    a great actor,
    a good writer...
    goodlooking without being too prettyboy or too intimidating,
    and he has great lips.

    And how is this for a random group? If i could have a crack at Ashton Kutcher,
    Jerry O' Connell and the chef Tyler Florence...that would
    be OK, too. Speaking of chefs, i dig Jamie Oliver, the Naked Chef,
    i'd roll with him.
    And Ewan MacGregor is hot...and...there is a softporn/former soap
    star named Brian Bloom.
    Holy crap....how many does that make??????
    Let's add Ty the carpenter guy...and what is the name of that
    decorator guy that is on Oprah all the time? Wow...i guess i watch a lot
    of tv. lol
    :D
     
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    I can't just pick one! :lol:

    Halle Berry - simply gorgeous
    Jennifer Connelly - before she got too skinny
    Tyra Banks - simply gorgeous
    Heidi Klum - simply gorgeous
    Laetitia Casta - simply gorgeous
    Jennifer Love Hewitt - Cute and busty
    Sofia Vergara - simply gorgeous
    Monica Bellucci - simply gorgeous

    ... and a few hundred more. :D

    As far as I can tell, each of the women above is an all natural beauty.

    LapDog :p
     
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    It's hard for me to narrow it down to one, mainly because my moods change. Sometimes I might find myself gazing longingly at Mike Piazza on TV, then ten minutes later I'll get off on Billy Idol's Catch My Fall video. Then there are a few 'mini-celebrities' here at LPSG ... B) (Well, they're famous to me!)
     
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    Jennifer Aniston
    Pamela Anderson
    Brad Pitt
    Tom Selleck

    Or best yet Jennifer and Brad at the same time.
     
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    Sting
    Ewan MacGregor
    Val Kilmer
    (you nailed that one Viking...and he lives here! Can I borrow your dream?)
    Sean Connery
    Sting
    did I mention Sting?

    must go now.
     
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    Hmm.


    Let's see...alphabetically speaking...and this is not an endorsement of their alleged talents, just of their humpability.


    Hank Azaria
    Diedrich Bader
    Avery Brooks
    Bryan Callen
    Alexandre Despatie
    Will Forte
    Jamie Foxx
    Brendan Fraser
    Malcolm Gets
    Thomas Gibson
    Lukas Haas
    Woody Harrelson
    Ethan Hawke
    Hugh Jackman
    Greg Kinnear
    Jay Mohr
    Ed Norton
    Carter Oosterhouse
    John Paul Pitoc
    Tim Robbins
    Shifty Shellshock
    Jon Stewart
    Ben Stiller
    Garrett Wang
     
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    Yeah, Brendan Fraser. Of all the male celebrities listed here, he's probably the most doable.
     
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    I wholeheartedly second THAT.
     
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    Like many of you, I cannot narrow it down to just one. Here are my top (no pun intended ... well okay, maybe it is ;) ) choices.

    JP Pitoc :wub:
    Antonio Sabato, Jr.
    Luis Fonsi
    Although redundant, Brad Pitt and Colin Farell

    and of course those infamous LPSG celebrities. (You know who you are. I hope! :blink: )
     
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    I wasn't a big Brad fan until TROY!
    Wow. that was hot.

    Same with Halle Berry, Until she became a Bond girl!
    Ouch!! In those swank dresses! MMMM!
     
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    I wasn't a big Brad fan until TROY!
    Wow. that was hot.

    Same with Halle Berry, Until she became a Bond girl!
    Ouch!! In those swank dresses! MMMM!
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    Yeah, 'Troy" totally did it for me! Eric Bana was pretty hot in that too.
     
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