celery and increased ejaculation

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  1. blakobra8

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    I read somewhere that eating a lot of celery increases ejaculation volume. I put it to the test a few days ago and have been eating 2-3 stalks of the stuff a day. Already, I'm nutting like a fucking garden hose.

    Maybe it's placebo, or some other variable, but my loads have been awesome. Has anyone else tried this?
     
  2. D_fygylu

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    nope and prob never will because if there is one veggie I hate more than anything, its celery
     
  3. blakobra8

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    haha, yeah I don't like it at all, but I'm suffering for the sake of science.
     
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    :yuck:Bleurgh...celery.
     
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    I love celery so I will try it. Also, I take Money Shot piles and they seem to noticeably increase my ejaculated volume. I make a big mess after I cum three times or more back to back.
     
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    Celery with peanut butter, or cheese, or ranch dip, GREAT!

    But just by itself? BOOOOOOORRRRRRIIIIING lol
     
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    I had also heard that it makes cum taste great ...
     
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    Celery has natural nitrates like onions or spinach (keeps meat pink and juicy when cooking); Also, folic acid (folate), potassium, phosphorous: Cooking Celery
     
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    Celery has natural nitrates like onions or spinach (keeps meat pink and juicy when cooking); Also, folic acid (folate), potassium, phosphorous: Cooking Celery
     
  10. blakobra8

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    my cum definitely tastes better. More salty than normal, but less of the proteiny sperm flavor.
     
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    Ugh. Why must it be something that tastes so nasty. Uck!
     
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    try it with peanut butter
     
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    A nutritious diet full of veggies and fruit make semen taste a little sweet and salty at the same time. Therefore, bad diet, bad tasting semen.
     
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    I'm already getting used to the celery. It's a small price to pay for huge delicious loads I can spray across my girlfriend's asshole/mouth :)
     
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    i like to dip celery in blue cheese dressing
     
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    I guess Tommy Lee is friends with Peter North, and Peter told Tommy that this was his secret. Lee says this in his autobiography. Never tried it though.

    I also heard if you drink pineapple juice, it makes your semen taste sweet. One day Im gonna drink a gallon of pineapple juice, eat a bunch of celery, and blow a huge load on someone's face.
     
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    maybe ill try it one day
    im sure drinking lots of water and being well hydrated also helps.. i notice a big difference with that
    if im sweating a lot and dont drink enough water throughout the day they can be much thicker
     
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    lol
     
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    That's funny; fifteen years ago I read a little book written by Peter North, before the pill and sex supplements craze. He wrote thats eating lots of carbohydrates made him the big shooter.
     
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    its soooooo good with hummus yum yum
     
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