Celery seed

Here is a good read on this subject. I have used 1200 mg soya lecithin capsules for years ($8-$10 per 100) for increased ejaculate volume. I'll now be combining the two. I will crush 1 tsp. celery seed and drink 1/2 in water in the morning and take 1 lecithin capsule. Repeat after lunch. I already ejaculate a lot, so this could prove very interesting.

What Are the Benefits of Celery for Men? (with pictures)
 
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Rockin fuckin celery seed. Let's all start taking it and report in here with results!
 
I took a whole bottle/jar of McCormick celery seed and put it in my coffee grinder. Turned it into powder. Put the powder back in the bottle/jar. Mixed 1/2 tsp. with a little water in a cup and downed it like a shot. Took a lecithin capsule. Easy stuff. Let you know what happens after a few tries.
 
Sounds hot to me, Ashejacker. We will all look forward to your cock and balls results.
 
The label of the Spice Island brand of Celery Seed states:

"Celery seed is harvested from an herb relative of the parsley family and should not be confused with the vegetable celery."

It is grown primarily in India.
 
The label of the Spice Island brand of Celery Seed states:

"Celery seed is harvested from an herb relative of the parsley family and should not be confused with the vegetable celery."

It is grown primarily in India.

so wait, it's not just seeds from the regular celery plant? I found celery seed at my local bulk foods, is this the right kind? or is it a completely different kind of plant? everything i search brings up celery seed and doesn't say there is something else of the same name.
 
so wait, it's not just seeds from the regular celery plant? I found celery seed at my local bulk foods, is this the right kind? or is it a completely different kind of plant? everything i search brings up celery seed and doesn't say there is something else of the same name.
It's regular celery seeds that you buy at the grocery store. Some people add them to potato salads or homemade pickles when they make it.
 
With all the interesting press about celery seed, and having had a jar of it on my spice rack, I had to give this a go.

It definitely does some good things. I've been chewing up about 1/2 tsp of it each day (I know that's not much, but it was all I could handle, it tastes so awful - it's much better in a smaller amount in cole slaw). The first night after taking it, I got morning wood while I was sleeping that seemed to last for hours. The second night, I got morning wood again. Normally morning wood is very rare for me, so to get it this strong and for two nights in a row was definitely something different! Third night, I didn't get any that I was aware of.

My erections have been coming easier and harder while I've been on the stuff. And my cum loads have been quite large. Yes, I actually measured them.

There have been less pleasant side effects. Those first two nights, the ones in which I had serious morning wood, I also slept a little restlessly and had somewhat of a stuffed nose. The nose thing wasn't from mucus but from what I took to be a swelling of the nasal passages. I've taken Viagra a couple of times, and got a similar effect from that - another indication that celery seed is like natural Viagra, I guess. Anyone else getting these or other side effects?

After today, my fourth day on celery seed, I'll also post a report of the experience in the "Experiments to increase cum loads" thread in this forum, for anyone who's curious.
 
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After a week, I am aborting this celery seed experiment.

I don't think I am imagining this, but celery seed is having the exact opposite result. My morning wood has disappeared for the past several days (normally extremely reliable), and my horniness level is way down too.

I am stopping the the celery seed. Assuming my morning wood comes back (it better), then all the celery seed will go into the trash.

I don't doubt the other glowing celery seed reports - maybe this is just me.


For those considering this experiment, I recommend the celery seed extract capsules - not the raw celery seeds from the spice department. The raw celery seeds from the spice department are difficult to swallow in any large amount without mixing them into something else.

The taste is so objectionable that I purchased empty capsules (size 000) so that I can load them up with raw celery seeds and just swallow like a pill (a lot of effort just for a boner experiment, I know - lol).
 
Picked up a 110g bag at my local grocery store for $2 today. Will post how it goes. I actually don't mind the taste that much, but I like celery normally. Little bit of after taste, follow it up with some coffee and I'm good to go.
 
Re. obtaining celery seeds. If you're in the UK, I recommend Baldwins.co.uk 100gram = £2.19, 500gram = £7.15.

I bought pygeum bark from Baldwins recently:100g =£6.75, 500g = £21.95

They can also supply 00 gelcaps and a capping machine.

The pygeum arrived promptly, I'm blendering it and then capping soon. Enjoy!
 
I gave up after taking 3 teaspoons a day for a week. I kind of "threw" it down my throat and washed it down with water. still the seed got stuck in my teeth, and I got tired of the taste. it wasn't awful, but after a week I was tired of it. as far as results, I didn't notice anything, maybe a more intense morning wood once but that can be your brain fooling you...the power of suggestion.
 
Dolly Parton's Cole Slaw recipe calls for Celery Seeds. How gay must I be to know that off the top of my head! ;-)

I dunno man, I'm arrow straight but celery seed=great slaw was the first thing in my head. Tho, I'm not sure how Dolly Parton fits into this!