I have thick, milky, terrible-smelling discharge all day. What could it be?
First, ew!
Second... Satan?
Nah, its just Tazinga!
Namely, sitting at a computer all day, playing hoary, old video games and forgetting about maintaining yer personal hygeine in yer hoary cuntz. When the fumes hit yer nose, its time to wash...
Its called Soap, people!
And, no, Im not spamming for ne1, especially some computer company!