Centipedes in my vagina?!?!?

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  1. tasteslikejellyjam

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    I fear two things... vaginas and centipedes... I am too distraught to click that link.
     
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    and mixed it up with a bit of ant spray?
     
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    I'm not sure what was more hilarious, the original question or the answers.
     
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    ‘I have thick, milky, terrible-smelling discharge all day. What could it be?’

    First, ew!

    Second... Satan?





    Nah, it’s just Tazinga!™

    Namely, sitting at a computer ‘all day,’ playing hoary, old video games and forgetting about maintaining yer personal hygeine in yer hoary cuntz. When the fumes hit yer nose, it’s time to wash...

    It’s called Soap™, people!

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    LOL......She needs to call in an exterminator
     
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    omg, I feel sick!
     
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    Yeah, I can't decide either. The question was too funny and the answers are just as good. Ant spray, seriously?
     
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    Nice, complete meal.
     
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    I'm never gonna be able to imagine an ant hill the same way ever again.
     
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