Challenge to all women!!! How accurate are your size estimates?

[modestlyhung]

This is to answer a question many men on this site have about the women who post:

How accurate are your estimations of lovers' penis sizes?

What to do:
1) Go to the grocery store and buy a variety of cucumbers or other phallics shaped produce of different girths (3 contrasting girths is probably enough ranging from what you think is average, big, and really big).

2) Takes them home, wash them, possibly carve the tip to make it most comfortable

3) Put a condom over them (obviously for hygienic reasons) and use them as a dildo.

4) Record how big you thought the girth and inserted length was and then measure the vegetable and compare to your estimate.

5) Post your results on this thread.

I can assure you all men here will be grateful for this test. We've all wondered when women say they had an 8 x 6 if that's what they REALLY had. Try it out. Have fun too! You'll probably surprise yourself.

 

[SpoiledPrincess]

I know my size estimates are usually spot on, on here I've often said in the chat room that they are and guys have gone 'ok well how big is this' unless it's taken from an unusual angle I'm usually dead on the mark.

 

[No_Strings]

I can assure you all men here will be grateful for this test.

Except me.

 

[THEDUDER]

use videos to document the experiment too

 

[THEDUDER]

hurray for science!

 

[SpoiledPrincess]

I'm off to Sainsbury's to buy 10 cucumbers at 89p each just so I can hack them up, use them as dildoes then throw them out.

 

[THEDUDER]

that's kind of wasteful. just use them in a salad later. i mean they will have condoms on

 

[SpoiledPrincess]

I was economising by not buying condoms, I'm already spending £8.90 on cucumbers.

 

[THEDUDER]

eh, i've eaten worse; and i usually don't get to use the cucumber as a buffer either

 

[Not_Punny]

Hmmmm... I see the spirit of the thread, and nothing wrong with that. But I prefer to eat vegetables. :tongue:

 

[THEDUDER]

i assume you missed my solution to that problem, hotmilf

 

[butch340]

Hmmmm... I see the spirit of the thread, and nothing wrong with that. But I prefer to eat vegetables. :tongue:

Your very hot and I just love red hair. And may I say your Tits are so sweet dear.

 

[butch340]

Hmmmm... I see the spirit of the thread, and nothing wrong with that. But I prefer to eat vegetables. :tongue:

butch340@gmail.com ~

 

[Gillette]

On the off chance this is a serious question...

My hand, from the tip of my middle finger to where my wrist begins is six inches. I think I can guess the length accurate give or (heaven forbid) take a couple of inches.

For girth, with my fingers tight around a six inch circumference cylinder my fingertips just touch. If there were an inch separating my fingertips that should be seven inches in girth, aproximately. Any overlap would mean less than six inches but I wouldn't claim to be able to judge within a quarter of an inch.

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

So you think if i go to the grocery story this morning all the elderly people in the produce department are going to wonder why this strange looking chick is measuring the girth on all the zucchini. I just might do that when i have my funny friends with me!

 

[B_Italian1]

This is a total waste of cucumbers, condoms and time.


Day 166: Sometimes a woman can never have enough cucumber love on Flickr - Photo Sharing!

 

[Catchoftheday]

So you think if i go to the grocery story this morning all the elderly people in the produce department are going to wonder why this strange looking chick is measuring the girth on all the zucchini. I just might do that when i have my funny friends with me!

Just as long as you dont try them for size before you purchase them :biggrin1:

 

[Pecker]

Just as long as you dont try them for size before you purchase them :biggrin1:

"Hey, Mr. Whiffle, how come these cukes smell like tuna?"

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

hey! i smell like cherry blossoms down there!

 

[Drifterwood]

Sorry, I thught that this was a recipe thread.