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Why do little boys like to spend extra time in the shower jerking off instead of in their own room? Other people in the house use the bathroom too. My water bill has doubled over the past couple of months. Do I need to install a waterfall in his room to get him to COME OUT OF THE BATHROOM?
I don't care about the excessive masturbation. That's fine. Explore your body. Love it! Love it to death. I'm concerned about my bills. He could whack off until it falls off. I'm not going to care...because my water bill will get back to normal! I'm already going to have to donate one of my kidneys to keep feeding him. I feel like I'm on a 'default fast' so he doesn't starve to death. Nothing seems to be growing on him except his feet, and shoes are sky high!
If he doesn't hurry up and grow up, I swear I'm running away...but I love his guts:biggrin1:
I don't care about the excessive masturbation. That's fine. Explore your body. Love it! Love it to death. I'm concerned about my bills. He could whack off until it falls off. I'm not going to care...because my water bill will get back to normal! I'm already going to have to donate one of my kidneys to keep feeding him. I feel like I'm on a 'default fast' so he doesn't starve to death. Nothing seems to be growing on him except his feet, and shoes are sky high!
If he doesn't hurry up and grow up, I swear I'm running away...but I love his guts:biggrin1: