Change of Venue

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  1. 8060

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    Why do little boys like to spend extra time in the shower jerking off instead of in their own room? Other people in the house use the bathroom too. My water bill has doubled over the past couple of months. Do I need to install a waterfall in his room to get him to COME OUT OF THE BATHROOM?

    I don't care about the excessive masturbation. That's fine. Explore your body. Love it! Love it to death. I'm concerned about my bills. He could whack off until it falls off. I'm not going to care...because my water bill will get back to normal! I'm already going to have to donate one of my kidneys to keep feeding him. I feel like I'm on a 'default fast' so he doesn't starve to death. Nothing seems to be growing on him except his feet, and shoes are sky high!:eek:

    If he doesn't hurry up and grow up, I swear I'm running away...but I love his guts:biggrin1::cool:
     
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    With a pic in your gallery that says "towel me off" it seems your enjoying your shower too.
     
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    Hell yeah! I work to pay the bill, so I can stay in there as long as I want. He just needs to get clean and fresh and come the fuck out, LOL! We pay utilities and rent so he can have a room. Skeet all you want to...in your room, LOL:biggrin1:
     
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    Oh God!

    Why don't you invest in a TV and DVD for his room and give him some porn? :biggrin1:
    Just sayin'!
     
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    Man, he has everything in that room to amuse himself except some porn. He could quote Titanic at 3 years old. He's so 'grown' because he doesn't have any other kids around except those that he goes to school with and I don't trust none of the ruffians. It's so much little boy stuff in that room that it's scattered across the house. He's just so little, but they grow up.

    I might have to get him some porn. I don't even have any on DVD anymore because it's all over the net. My computer is the only one in the house and I'm not sharing with a 7th grader. I already spend of all of money on him. I'm not giving him my Internet. I'll put him up for adoption before I do that:biggrin1: (just kiddin').
     
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    LOL!

    Adoption! Adoption! Adoption!
    I hear Foster Children offers some interesting programs...:rolleyes:

    Yes, either some DVD porn or another computer could work. Good luck!
     
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    Well, you could always go the discreet route by banging with both fists on the bathroom door and yelling loudly for him to tug his pud in his bedroom instead of using all the hot water.
     
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    I'm loving this idea, Pecker. Maybe if I scare the hell out him he won't get a woody for a month and I can recoup some chips.
     
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    Are you so sure he is jacking off in the shower? I was often teased for that when I was little and spent an hour in the shower. I assure you I wasn't jacking off, I just liked taking my time in the shower.
     
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    No. I'm not sure that it's masturbation in the shower. What I am sure of is that he walks around the house with a hardon as long as he's awake like it's not even there. He went through two big ass bottles of baby lotion in a very small amount of time. He's little and does not get that damn ashy to have gone through all of that lotion, LOL. I'm also sure that I see him rubbin' his crotch while we're just watchin' tv in the livingroom.

    So, with that I can only assume that it's masturbation in the shower:biggrin1::cool: I'm just you 'just enjoyed' your showers though. He "used" to just enjoy showers...now, he's abusing them, LOL!
     
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    Yeah. Taking your time. Right. :rolleyes:
     
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    I know, right:smile:...much love, agnslz!
     
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    Screw you guys!:biggrin::tongue:
     
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