charity fuck?

Discussion in 'Relationships, Discrimination, and Jealousy' started by johnjacobs, May 8, 2009.

  1. johnjacobs

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    okay so here's my problem. i can think of a dozen girls off the top of my head that i'm obsessed with. some are trashy, some are high maintenance, some are just regular average girls, but each girl has something that makes me crazy in the physical sense. however, none of these girls like me. at least that's the impression i get. this i don't understand because i'm a good looking guy. i think its mainly because i come on way too strong....sorry, late night rant...

    what i'm getting at is...

    has anyone on here ever gotten a charity fuck? damn if i don't need one badly!
     
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    no, never. Girls aren't interested in guys who are 'obsessed' with them.

    Mid-20s sucks for guys, can't get laid. 'Can't Get No Satisfaction' is the anthem of guys in their mid-20s.

    Start banging fuglies and work your way up. Sorry to say it, but it's true. Getting to the 10s is like climbing a ladder: you can't just step from the ground to the top rung.

    Women attract women. Start out with a fugly, then get a slightly better girl, then another, then when you get a slightly better girl dump the fugly,.. etc etc etc. Always have 3 girls in your rotation. It takes years.
     
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    No.
    But charities should tend to the neediest first.
    I would guess that isn't you.
    So if anyone is donating - step aside, sit down and let someone more in need "get a leg" up first
     
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    think about it? do you really wanna get fucked out of pity?
     
  5. johnjacobs

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    haha, you all have good points here. i'm not so sure if i want to bang a bunch of slam pigs just to get where i want to be but we'll see. stayed tuned.
     
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    and this is a very good point. but honestly, i wouldn't give a rat's ass. seriously. i've never been one really to give a shit at all what people think of me. i mean i really could care less. i just want sex from the girl. and lastly, i have a strong feeling the charity fuck would end up into a constant booty call. i'm told i'm very good.

    oy vey. who knows!
     
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    I don't give them and I'm pretty sure I've never had one.

    If you come on "way too strong" then you know you need an attitude (or 'charm') adjustment, so I'd work on that. The rest will follow.
     
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    bonky, if i saw a guy ploughing his way through fuglies for the sake of a shake, i'd think him low life skum with no standards and avoid him like the plague.

    perhaps it's that all of these girls are just one of the many you want to bone. and that's it. i wouldn't shag you either in that case.

    if you were to show actual interest in one girl, because your personalities click, and made an effort to charm her instead of just trying to bed her, you might just get there.
    seriously, who the fuck wants to be nothing but a hole for you to wank into?

    cold shower! now!!
     
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    my more realistic advice...

    stop being cheap.
    start being honest.
    if all you want is a hole, hire a hooker.
    that's what they're there for.
     
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    Well if you don't mind fucking a good looking guy I would love to throw in my bid.
     
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    Haha. For some reason when I opened this thread I was thinking it would be about fucking for charity. lol
    Some sort of money making scheme, like a sponsored fuck or somthing... :rolleyes:

    (I may be onto somthing here... We can solve third world debt people!! :eek:)

    This is a brilliant idea thinks I :tongue2:
     
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    I've done it for others. Not always from the pity angle, but people who knew me and were between lovers and wanted some of my company.
     
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    It's not about WANTING to, it's about HAVING to. Unless you win the lottery tomorrow, you're going to have to work up in life. That goes for money, for houses/cars, and for women. If you can get along without any poon for years, then don't go for the fuglies. Because the hotties aren't going to go for you until you have some money and power. There are just too many guys who have that, and the hotties can get them, and they know it.

    So you can wait out your 20s without poon, or you can bang fuglies and work your way up. I'd recommend the latter, because by the time you're 30-35 you will have a ton of experience and will know how to get the hotties interested. If you simply wait without women at all until that age, you will have no experience and will get trampled on by the hotties.

    Your choice.
     
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    My dick couldn't tell the difference.
    Its dark in there
     
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    When I was in this situation at this age, I sometimes paid for sex with a classy escort. The sex industry is legal in Australia, and as a result many of the sex workers are quite nice. The best ones were the students making more money per shift than working in fast food. They might be great actresses, or sometimes you have a mutually pleasant time, but either way it was pleasant and easy to arrange.
     
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    Count me in, I'm always willing to help a charity out. Maybe YOU can contribute to my cause.
    I opened a half way house for women who won't go all the way!
     
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    One time, while under the influence of various illegal substances, I said to the girl I was fucking...."gosh, I wouldn't be doing this with you if I weren't so fucking loaded." She must have been thinking the same thing as she let me finish up.
     
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    im thinking this thread is a little too serious...lol...meaning i dont think it takes fuglies to get to hotties or whatever...but the first few replies were really great. i was laughing. theres some good advice but in my opinion...people get charity fucked...and if you think it hasnt happened to you...THEN IT HAS...i kow ive done it...cause sometimes i get so horny i dont even care...AT ALL. blah...its just sex. just be careful when u do...20's sucks...cause ill fuck anything at anytime...its called libido.
     
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    hahahaha, now that was good!
     
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    i agree with what a poster above said. someone once told me that women are like voltron. the more you can hook up, the better. so just make sure you get the woman you want to see you with other women. especially the fugly ones. Fugly girls cause extreme jealousy (trust me on that one)
     
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