1. jakeatolla

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    Recently I was asked to run a marathon.
    At first I said, 'Naaahhh!'
    Then they said to me 'Come on, it's for handicapped and blind kids.'
    Then I thought........
    Fuck... I could win this!
     
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    i LOVE your sig. so true, just like opening your mouth doesn't make you a singer.
     
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    hey it was a joke
     
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    I don't know if it warrants a thread, but it wasn't bad.
     
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    this thread has caused me to examine myself in ways never before explored. it's opened my eyes and for that, i owe the OP my life. jake call me if that 1% ever wants a good knob-slob. i can suck an apple through a chain-link fence
     
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    Is it wrong that I laughed?:redface::confused: It is afterall a joke. :biggrin1:
     
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    I have to admit...I sort of chuckled at it...
     
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    I was amuzed.. but it is 1AM
     
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