"Charles Barkley told Arizona cops that he ran a stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up a girl who had "given him a 'blow job' one week earlier," which the former NBA star described as "the best one he had ever had in his life."
OH HOLY MOTHER OF ALL LIVING CREATURE BIG AND SMALL!!! :kabong:
This is going to go into the annals of bullshit excuses with "I was just giving the transvestite hooker a ride home" (Eddie Murphy) and "its depends on what your definition of the work 'is' is"(frm Prez Bill Clinton).
Must have been one hell of a beej, cause seven days later his eyes were still glassy and he is still sweating profusely. Hmmmm...only time i look like that is when i get blown by St. Pauli Girl