chatroom fakes

[Irvy]

Chat can be a laugh, but I find the whole experience soured by the "how big are you" and "are you an owner or an admirer" lot. It's a chat room, so bloody well chat!

As for fakes, it's really stupid. Thing is, the old saying that there's someone for everyone is pretty much true. There are plenty of people out there, and for them, you are their type. If you portray yourself as being another type, yes, you may get to chat to fit guys, or whatever your type may be, but once they find out the truth, they're going to be pissed. At the same time, all the people who are looking for people just like you miss you completely, because your misrepresentation of yourself means they don't think they'd be interested in you.

 

[HUNGHUGE11X7]

I REALLY REALLY REALLY Hate ASL. I mean I have it in my damn profile ya know ? I also hate the plethora of fake pics in profiles not to mention a dude implying SIZE in his name and NO PICS , these are usually 100% Straight, rather 100% FAKE
There should be a thread where people with fake pics in their profile are listed :biggrin1:

:banana:
HORSE

 

[B_Hickboy]

I REALLY REALLY REALLY Hate ASL. I mean I have it in my damn profile ya know ? I also hate the plethora of fake pics in profiles not to mention a dude implying SIZE in his name and NO PICS , these are usually 100% Straight, rather 100% FAKE
There should be a thread where people with fake pics in their profile are listed :biggrin1:

:banana:
HORSE

a/s/l?

 

[D_alex8]

a/s/l?

Assholes Suck Lemons.

That's really all I have to say about the intensity of my dislike for the expression. :wink:

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

Does anyone take these chatroom claims seriously? Since the advent of the internet, there has been an explosive growth in the number of huge cocks. Al Gore is probably mortified at what he's unleashed.

 

[D_alex8]

Al Gore is probably mortified at what he's unleashed.

Al Gore has a huge cock, though.

It was all part of his cunning plan. :wink:

 

[Lex]

Al Gore has a huge cock, though.

And you know this to be true?!?!

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

Al Gore has a huge cock, though.

It was all part of his cunning plan. :wink:

Is Spladle really Al Gore?

 

[D_alex8]

And you know this to be true?!?!

He has a "celebrity endowments" thread at LPSG - so it must be true!

---> http://www.lpsg.org/celebrity-endowments/30664-al-gore.html

Oh, and then there was that time I spoke to him in a chat room and he asked if I'd like to bend over for his magnificent man-meat.... :tongue:

 

[Gillette]

It was all part of his cunning plan. :wink:

But is he a cunning linguist?



My peeve with PMs in live chat is when they haven't bothered to read my profile first.

Q. How big are you?
A. 7" deep, maybe.

or just recently

Q. Has jelqing hepled you gain in size?
A. Not even slightly, I'm a girl, you dolt.

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

But is he a cunning linguist?



My peeve with PMs in live chat is when they haven't bothered to read my profile first.

Q. How big are you?
A. 7" deep, maybe.

or just recently

Q. Has jelqing hepled you gain in sizA. Not even slightly, I'm a girl, you dolt.

I hope you're kidding. Generic trolling may be the lamest behavior I have heard of.

 

[Lex]

I hope you're kidding. Generic trolling may be the lamest behavior I have heard of.

Oh, you need to come into the chat room and experience this ignorance firsthand.

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

Oh, you need to come into the chat room and experience this ignorance firsthand.

I think I'll pass. No need for me to tell everyone about my twenty-inch cock.

 

[B_Hickboy]

I think I'll pass. No need for me to tell everyone about my twenty-inch cock.

a/s/l?

 

[elf]

I had the opposite experience. I didn't believe someone's chatroom profile and met the person and found that it was 100% accurate. Life is full of surprises.

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

a/s/l?

yes

 

[lopaka]

For the most part the lpsg chat is not too bad. I mean as compared to some other sites. The fakes that pull pics from porn sites and the like are sad. First it is normally obvious it is not an everday pic and let's face it many of us have a pretty good chance of having seen the pics. The worst move a faker pulled was to actually send me my own pic. Yeah,,, can't put my finger on it, but something told me he was not legit. That's a special kind of stupid. On the flip I have met some really cool and totally genuine people. Like everything else in life. Take the good with the bad.

 

[B_Hung Muscle]

Lopaka's comments remind me of the dude who showed up in the chatroom one day with my profile pic... Crazy. He's probably still lurking around here stealing other pics.

 

[DC_DEEP]

Hi, SurferGirl. How are you doing? Do you like big dicks?


We don't want to hear that shit either. But we do.

LOL @ BBS... Here's a "serving suggestion" for when you encounter that kind of troll-speak:

"Duh, no, I hate dicks, especially big ones. That's why I hang out at LPSG."

I know you hear this crap from some of the denser ones. I guess it's a good thing that I'm an opinionated, ancient old geezer, I've only gotten two PMs like that since I joined.

P. S. Nice tits, wanna fuck? (Sorry Madame Zora, I know you thought I only said that one to you, but I couldn't resist!)

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

I don't go into chat much but I just looked at lopaka's pics and WOW!