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What are some good ones from your game book that you wanna share with the class?? Most of these will get a drink thrown in your face (if you lucky with just that). A few of my faves:

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

"You must work at Subway, you gave me a footlong"

"I may not be the best looking guy/girl at the club, but I'm the only one talking to you."

"I wanna love you like a snowstorm; give you 8 to 10 inches overnight and you won't be able to leave the house for days."

"If you were my homework I would do you on the kitchen table"
 

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*throws ice of the floor* thats the ice broken, how about your number

heres 50p go tell your mum you'll be home late tonight

Do you come here often? (in my circle of friends its funny because a guy used it in school)
 

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Do you come here often? (in my circle of friends its funny because a guy used it in school)
Classic.



"If I told you that you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?"

"That's a gorgeous outfit you're wearing. I wonder how it would look on my floor."

"That's a gorgeous outfit you're wearing, but I bet I'd look even better on you."

"Are your legs tired? You've been running through my mind all night."

"Looking into your eyes I can tell you have the legs of a dancer" - Billy Crystal
 

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What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

If your right leg is thanksgiving and your left leg is christmas, can i come visit between the holidays?


I actually had someone try this one on me...if you were a burger at mcdonalds, you would be mcgorgeous. I replied back, you would be a double cheeseburger!
 

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I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

I wonder which is easier? You getting into those tight jeans or me getting you out of 'em.

I have only three months to live...

I think about you when I masturbate.
 

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nicenycdick - the few times a guy straight-up fessed to jerking off thinking about me when I was already attracted to him, it totally sealed the deal: he was in my pants!