Chicago marathon

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  1. BUSTERHYMAN

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    As I raced into the Chicago marathon, this dude next to me asked what I was running in aid of.
    "Life," I said.
    "What, like for starving children of the world or something?" He asked.
    "No," I replied speeding up, "that angry bitch behind me is my wife who just found out I fucked her sister."
     
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    Run! Y'no she gah naif inner hans an a cupla moer inner purse! Run Fast! fore she catchup wit'cha. Y'll be ded furshur! Or, she cutcha so bat'chull wish y'was!
     
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    Somebody tell him that Sesame Street spelling is on in an hr.
     
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    Yer Mudder!
     
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    Dontchu talk 'bout MY MAMA; I know you aint talkin' bout my MAMA,
    YOU FLEA'S PECKER!!!:irked:

     
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    My friend MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK recently ran the 12th Annual New Jersey Marathon dressed as Pinocchio. He won by a nose.
     
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    Let them spew, they seem to understand each other.:biggrin1:
     
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