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joeweekend

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Too straight for ya, I'm afraid.

OH, c'mon, DL - your profile says there's 1% gay in there - you gotta do it with a guy at least once in a while. Think of it this way: in order to keep up your credentials, if you get off once a day, you need to have 3.65 m2m orgasms a year. Or they're gonna pull your 1% card.

Adequately pedantic?
 

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Come on, d_low, we all saw the vids of you taking a dildo. You got some 'splainin' to do!

1. I like prostate stimulation. Well, up to a point; those vids were pushing the limits for me.

2. I don't like actual men sexually. Nada. Have never felt anything close to sexual desire for a guy.

3. Better a dildo to achieve #1 than say a banana breaks apart and gets lodged in my ass. Plus they last forever, and they don't deplete my snack options and make me spend extra money on fruits and vegetables. :biggrin1: I could care less that it looks like a penis.