Chicken Farmer

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  1. Pitbull

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    A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a women patron.
    He turned to her and said, "This is a special day, I'm celebrating."
    "What a coincidence," said the woman, "I'm celebrating, too". She clinked glasses with him and asked, "What are you celebrating?"

    "I'm a chicken farmer," he replied. "For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile."

    "What a coincidence, the woman said. "My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant! How did your chickens become fertile?" she asked.

    "I switched cocks," he replied.
    "What a coincidence," she said.
     
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    lol...
     
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    Should she really be drinking if she's pregnant?
     
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    :rofl: that's so wrong but funny :biggrin:
     
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    :rofl: LOL hahaha :lmao:
     
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