Chicks, what if YOU had a dick?

D_Ivana Dickenside

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if i had cock and balls i'd jerk off, have sex with a man, have sex with a woman, receive a blowjob, receive a handjob, pee standing up, twirl my cock like a helicopter, then have someone kick me in the balls. every man says it hurts like hell so i wanna know what they're talking about :smile:
 

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is that what being kicked in the balls feels like? :redface:

You know how if you hit your funny bone or something, and your arm hurts and doesn't stop hurting?

Whenever I've gotten hit in the balls, it's like that, except the pain gets worse and worse. There have been multiple times years ago when I was doing martial arts when I got hit hard in the balls. I'd go down, stand back up and be like, "No, no, I'm fine." And then a few seconds later I'd have to kneel back down because it just starts hurting more and more until the pain decides to slowly go away.

Also, holy crap I had no idea women loved the idea of having a penis so much. I remember reading elsewhere a girl saying that she'd love to have a penis, just for a day, and stick it into anything she could find. I have some funny stories about having a penis, but I have to leave for now. I'll come back to this thread for sure, though.
 

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if i had cock and balls i'd jerk off, have sex with a man, have sex with a woman, receive a blowjob, receive a handjob, pee standing up, twirl my cock like a helicopter, then have someone kick me in the balls. every man says it hurts like hell so i wanna know what they're talking about :smile:

This turns me on more than most porn.
 

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lol I suspect after having balls for a few minutes you'd stop wanting to be kicked in them. But I've heard it doesn't feel so hot when a girl is hit in the crotch either.