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I just received an email with a bunch of snippets from children's school work and since it's reduced me to a giggling, crying mess, I thought I'd share (image attached, but typed here for ease of reading reasons)
History
In wartime children who lived in big cities had to be evaporated because it was safer in the country
Maths
The total is when you add up all the numbers. A remainder is an animal that pulls santa on his slay
History
Sometimes in the war they take prisners and keep them as ostriges until the war is over. Some prisners end up in consterpation camps
Religious studies
A mosque is a sort of church. The main difference is that its roof is doomed.
Religious studies
I asked my mum why we said old men at the end of prayers at skool, I don't know any old men apart from gradpa
Holidays
On our activities holiday dad wanted to ride the hores, but mom said they were too ekspensiv
Maths
I would like to be an accountant but you have to know a lot about moths
Geography
The closest town to France is Dover. You can get to France on a train, or you can go on a fairy
Maths
If it is less than 90 degrees it is a cute angel
The arts
... and at the end of the show we all sing away in a manager
The arts
In last years christmas concert, Linzi played the main prat, I played one of the smaller prats and I would like to have a bigger prat this year
Science
Helicopters are cleverer than planes. Not only can they fly through the air, they can also hoover
History
Then Joan of Ark met her end. She was burned as a steak
Natural history
Crabs and creatures like them all belong to a family of crushed asians
Geography
In geography we learned that countries with sea around them are called islands and ones without sea are incontinents
Religious studies
If you marry two people you are a pigamist, but morons are allowed to do this
Geography
In scandinavia, the Danish people come from Denmark, the Norwegian people come from Norway, and the Lapdancers come from Lapland
History
In wartime children who lived in big cities had to be evaporated because it was safer in the country
Maths
The total is when you add up all the numbers. A remainder is an animal that pulls santa on his slay
History
Sometimes in the war they take prisners and keep them as ostriges until the war is over. Some prisners end up in consterpation camps
Religious studies
A mosque is a sort of church. The main difference is that its roof is doomed.
Religious studies
I asked my mum why we said old men at the end of prayers at skool, I don't know any old men apart from gradpa
Holidays
On our activities holiday dad wanted to ride the hores, but mom said they were too ekspensiv
Maths
I would like to be an accountant but you have to know a lot about moths
Geography
The closest town to France is Dover. You can get to France on a train, or you can go on a fairy
Maths
If it is less than 90 degrees it is a cute angel
The arts
... and at the end of the show we all sing away in a manager
The arts
In last years christmas concert, Linzi played the main prat, I played one of the smaller prats and I would like to have a bigger prat this year
Science
Helicopters are cleverer than planes. Not only can they fly through the air, they can also hoover
History
Then Joan of Ark met her end. She was burned as a steak
Natural history
Crabs and creatures like them all belong to a family of crushed asians
Geography
In geography we learned that countries with sea around them are called islands and ones without sea are incontinents
Religious studies
If you marry two people you are a pigamist, but morons are allowed to do this
Geography
In scandinavia, the Danish people come from Denmark, the Norwegian people come from Norway, and the Lapdancers come from Lapland