Children, Ya Gotta Love Em

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I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.

I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?'

'NO!' the children answered.

'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?'

Again, the answer was 'NO!' By now I was starting to smile.

'Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?'

Again, they all answered 'NO!'. I was just bursting with pride for them.

I continued, 'Then how can I get into heaven?'

A six year-old boy shouted out: "YUV GOTTA BE FOOKN' DEAD...."
 

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As comedian Emo Phillips, in as child-like a manner as the waif he portrayed in his stand-up act, used to say, 'I love to go down to the schoolyard playground and watch the little children, jumping up and down, and running around, screaming and yelling.

'Oh, I do so enjoy it. It's so much fun!

'They don't know I'm firing blanks.'