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I was in a gin mill in Chilton County Alabama last
Saturday night, when this really brutally ugly
girl came up to me, squeezed my ass and said,
"Give me your number, sexy."
I replied "Have you got a pen?"
She smiled and said "Yes."
I replied, "Well you better get back to it, before
the farmer notices you're missing."
Saturday night, when this really brutally ugly
girl came up to me, squeezed my ass and said,
"Give me your number, sexy."
I replied "Have you got a pen?"
She smiled and said "Yes."
I replied, "Well you better get back to it, before
the farmer notices you're missing."
