China Makes Covid-19 Anal Swabs Mandatory For Foreigners

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Anyone planning a vacation to China, be advised

https://nypost.com/2021/03/03/china-makes-covid-19-anal-swabs-mandatory-for-foreigners/



China has made anal COVID-19 swabs mandatory for all foreign travelers arriving in the country, a report said Wednesday.

The government has claimed that such tests provides a higher degree of accuracy than other screening methods for the virus, the Times UK reported.

As part of the new travel requirement, there will be testing hubs in Beijing and Shanghai airports, the outlet reported.

Li Tongzeng, a respiratory disease medic, said that the anal swabs are better because virus traces stay longer in fecal samples than they do in the nose or throat, state media reported.

 

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. . . And in one drastic, ill-advised step, China eliminates tourism to its entire country.

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I gave a snot swab sample before and passed; ain't nobody forcing my old ass into into giving a shit swab unless they want the full monty of what I ate hours before. Of course, whilst Covid is still prevalent, the reason is moot and i have no reason to travel to China.
 
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Eventually this will end up in the Ask A Straight Man forum.

Yeah, probably.

“Did you enjoy your anal swab when you went to China? You didn’t? I don’t believe that—I’ll bet you did and don’t want to say how much you liked it.”

Yeah. :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

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So . . . what if those alien abduction stories with all those accounts of being probed in all manner of ways were actually stories of traveling to China??

:looks around to try to read the room:

Huh? Huh?

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China’s going to be the butt of a lot of jokes.

Having read through a lot of product manuals that are obviously written by the products’ Chinese manufacturers, one has to wonder if they meant ‘nasal’ swab, not ‘anal’ swab.
It mentioned fecal viral shedding, so I’m hoping it’s not nasal.
The brain poke hurts.
 

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Yeah, probably.

“Did you enjoy your anal swab when you went to China? You didn’t? I don’t believe that—I’ll bet you did and don’t want to say how much you liked it.”

Yeah. :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

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“Did you wish it was thicker/ longer/ shaved?”
 

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Why don't you try it first and tell us how it works out for you?

If I did it wouldn't be a problem. The swab itself is smaller than one's rectal thermometer. The anal-swab Covid test "process involves a cotton swab, 3-5 cms long, being inserted in the rectum and gently rotated for 10 seconds" and then extracted - as mentioned in this amusing video: