Chipmunking

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  1. capsule

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    Chipmunking is basically the best thing ever and if you have a big strong unit it's your duty to stretch out bitches faces

    Chipmunking is when you pull a bitch's face to the side while her mouth is on your meat so your bigass cock stretches out her lips .

    Like so:
    http://cody-lane.us/pictures/Cody-Fuck-Blowjob2.jpg

    Post your favorite cock in cheek pics and vids!!
     
  2. Industrialsize

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    I think they're called WOMEN, not bitches
     
  3. D_Ivana Dickenside

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    to correct capsule, women are women. NOT bitches.
     
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    Uh, guys, never be so presumptuous... he may be chatting about bestiality. Gosh, some people are so quick to judge.
     
  5. D_Ivana Dickenside

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    oh yes, good point. how could i forget a female dog is called a bitch? maybe capsule does have a thing for beastiality... :confused:
     
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    I don't think that's fair. Poor doggie being made to do such awful things. It'd serve him right if he got bitten. He should have got a chipmunk in the first place. But then he might have wanted it to look like a... oh, I don't know.... a Llama... or maybe a cricket. I don't quite understand how the chap's mind works.
     
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    cody lane is raather arousing.
     
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    Poor beasties!
     
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    the bitch bite back.. watch it.
     
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    Calling women bitches won't change the fact that you have a small cock :eek:
     
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    Agree 100% What a loser.
    Notice he has not been heard of since. "bitches" probably won't give him the time of day.
     
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    Chimpmunking? to fill the cheeck pouches. Or Hamster Filling.

    I tend to wrap my hamster up with lots of duct tape so he won't explode when I fuck him.
     
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    So, all that time I thought that Chipmunking consisted of inhaling helium from the party balloons and then singing funny.

    I sit corrected, bitch.
     
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    That's one of my favorite lines. Geezus, god, chipmunking. A new gerund is born every day. I think this thread will die a well-deserved death soon enough since the OP's attitude is so well appreciated.
     
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    :aargh4: I just had the most horrible mental image of a duct tape wrapped hamster overflowing with cum, like a furry, overstuffed eclair. :puke:
     
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    ah, NJQT, just a joke.....
     
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    tee hee hee I know it's a joke. :tongue: But I am one of those people who tends to think in pictures. Sometimes this is a blessing and others it's a curse. :rolleyes:
     
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    You've been watching too much porn.
     
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