Chopping Down Morning Wood

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  1. Imported

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    TragicWhiteKnight: While I'm normally pretty chipper about the morning woody wake-up call, I was wondering if you know of any ways to control this "rise and shine"'; at some point (eventually), I'll be having guests sleep over in the same room as me and I'd like to temporarily like to calm the savage beast.

    So, how have you stopped morning wood?

    Note: Not caring about my friends' reaction is not a viable answer. Neither is castration.
     
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    Javierdude22: Hm...toughie.

    What i do, is the following. Theres a commercial in Holland about a really really really really really really old and really really really really wrinkly woman.

    I picture her naked, with armpithair....and presto.

    No joke people...sick and demented, but o so effective :)
     
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    H8Monga: It's so natural your guests would probably expect you to be petrified in the morning. For me, it usually means I have to pee... maybe you can wake up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. I don't know if there is a way you can stop them from happening without making yourself impotent.
     
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    awellhungboi: I don't think I'd want to find something that would make me not have erections, even for a brief time.  I'd be afraid they'd never come back!  Jacking off in the middle of the night when everyone else is asleep would be my trick.  
     
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    [quote author=Javierdude23 link=board=meetgreet;num=1059234739;start=0#1 date=07/26/03 at 09:02:33]Hm...toughie.

    What i do, is the following. Theres a commercial in Holland about a really really really really really really old and really really really really wrinkly woman.

    I picture her naked, with armpithair....and presto.

    No joke people...sick and demented, but o so effective :)[/quote]

    As Redd Foxx used to say, "There ain't nuthin' uglier than an old white woman!" :p

    Other than perhaps taping a cardboard box to his front-side, the only thing I can suggest to Tragic is to make sure that only males sleep in his room with him. That's what I do. It's my place, and dammit, I sleep nude.
     
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    seven5pluss: Don't complain. It is normal and healthy. In later years you will wish it would return. In any case, whoever is in the room should understand it is normal. If there is a problem, it is their problem, not yours.

    At this point everyone is an adult. Deal with it! I don't know why we make such a big deal out of it.

    It's normal, natural and healthy. If you have any doubts, check with your urologist.

    There is a cure, time and age.

    In my younger days, this was another excuse for my wife to help make it go down. You'll look back and wish for those days.
     
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    prepstudinsc: Tragic-
    Don't worry about it, man. Every guy has the same problem in the morning. If the people sleeping over in your room are guys, chances are that they will be in the same situation you are in. If it's a girl sleeping over, well, don't complain ;) It might just things started up again.
     
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    gigantikok: First potential solution:

    Try sleeping face down. If your cock is pressed against the mattress, there is less of a chance it will be rock solid in the morn.

    Second potential solution:

    This may sound painful, but you seem like a desperate man... and desperate times call for desperate measures. If you sleep facedown, there is a good chance your cock may only be partially erect in the morn. Take it and stuff it between your legs. I know that sounds odd, and extremely painful. Just stuff it between your legs until you reach the bathroom or something, and it'll be fine.

    Just a technique i use when i have this same problem. It works pretty well when you get used to it.
     
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    I just go to the bathroom and jack off.
     
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    The other day I woke you with an hard-on that was painful. I had hot sex the night before, but there it was, just 3 hrs later, bigger than ever. Unfortunatly, she was not there to climb on and ride. I stroked it thinking about the night before and I shot a load so strong, it hit me in the face. So other than having someone ride it, jack off and enjoy.
     
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    gigantikok: lol, yea i didn't think about jerking off. Here i am giving off painful, strange, complex techniques when you need to do is jerk off. BUT, to conceal it on the way to the bathroom before jerking it, try the leg-tuck ;)
     
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    prepstudinsc: Concealing it between your legs works if you have a downward curve, but for those of us who stick up in the air, it's not a possibility. When I'm boned, I can't even pull my dick down enough to be straight out, it's always at an upward angle. The best advice is to wear a heavy bathrobe to conceal your hardon. Anyway, if there are other guys in your room, they're going to have morning wood, too, so don't worry about it. Just be glad you can get hard.
     
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    gigantikok: I don't think this issue totally has to do with the fact that he is insecure about ONLY getting morning wood, prepstud. I think the problem subconsiously is deeper than that. This is just a guess, but I think it has to do with the fact that he doesn't want his friends to know he is well hung. I'm sure he especially doesn't want them to find out by displaying it to the world through his pants in the morning. Everyone might get morning wood, but not everyone is more than 10 inches long erect. So i don't think this problem can easily be solved by just saying "it's morning wood, everyone gets it, don't be insecure about it."
     
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    aznb: my dick angles upwards and is impossible to keep in between my legs
    this is what i do. flip your dick up so it's pointing at your belly and hold it in place with the waist part of your pants. of course, u gotta have a long t shirt to cover your waist area too.
     
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    TragicWhiteKnight: Gigantikok has it right; I'm not some crazy zealot against the idea of getting hard - I'm against the idea of freakin out my nice-guy friend.

    Hiding it by sleeping face down seems to be the only way so far. But even then, I toss and turn a lot. I might try a radical multiple jack-off session before bed to exhaust myself into submission but even then, I'm bound to be back to normal by the time I wake up...

    If only they made anti-Viagra...
     
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    prepstudinsc: Tragic-
    Chances are that he's already seen a bulge in your pants or bathing suit or something. I've had several people make comments about mine hanging in my pants when I thought it was well hidden. One of my friends said something to the effect that I "must really be packin" because it was dangling down one leg. I had a former co-worker once tell me that he knew I had an
    "anaconda" in my pants because he saw it flopping around in my boxers. People aren't blind. We try to hide our big dicks, but unless we tape them down or something, there's always going to be something showing. The other day, I was in a suit, walking into a store and caught me reflection in the store window and I saw it flopping around. I looked down, and yes, it was pretty obvious. I wear boxers, so it's going to flop around. So, my point is, don't freak out about your friend freaking when and if he sees your morning wood. Most likely, he's already seen a bulge in your pants and figures that you're big. Who knows, he might be big, too, and you can share the joys and trials of having a big dick--sort of a personal LPSG group.
     
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    awellhungboi: I know what you're talking about, and I empathize. I've always been shy, and for many years, rather embarassed about my endowment. And, honestly, LPSG has helped a lot with this. When I first went to college I was worried about what my nice-guy roommate might think. Turns out he was cool with it.

    Anyway, if you really want to find an anaphrodisiac you could maybe go the herbal route. Just from doing a quick google search

    http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&q=anaphrodisiac

    I found a list of herbs which, supposedly, would suppress virility.

    http://www.liberherbarum.com/Sn0499.HTM

    Supposedly Prozac, and other SSRI anti-depressants have a negative effect on libido.

    http://exn.ca/Stories/1999/11/03/57.asp

    In my experience, however, this was not the case. When I was on Prozac I found, if anything, my libido increased. It simply took longer to orgasm. Although, going the prescription medication route seems a little extreme, to say the least.

    Although, obviously, I'm just some dork on the Internet and not a doctor or anything. If you have any health issues or are on any prescription medications be careful about taking any herbs.

    Also, if you drink you might want to just have a few glasses of wine or a couple of beers before bed.

    Good luck! I hope your friend has a good visit!
     
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    [quote author=TragicWhiteKnight link=board=meetgreet;num=1059234739;start=0#0 date=07/26/03 at 08:43:19] not a viable answer.  Neither is castration.[/quote]

    Castration wouldn't help, anyway. Nor would whacking off before bed or in the middle of the night as some have suggested. Morning wood is not a sexual reaction. It is caused the pressure put on the prostate by a full bladder. Eunuchs can still get piss erections.

    My suggestion is to get a body pillow and get used to sleeping with it. A hard cock is not visible to others when you're hugging a body pillow tightly to yourself. Actually avoiding having a morning erection? Forget it. You're a healthy young dude; it's not going to happen! ;)
     
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    jackinman: [quote author=TragicWhiteKnight link=board=meetgreet;num=1059234739;start=0#14 date=07/27/03 at 02:49:35]I'm not some crazy zealot against the idea of getting hard - I'm against the idea of freakin out my nice-guy friend. .[/quote]

    Tragic, I'm having trouble trying to understand why is this a problem for you buddy. What's the worst that can happen? Is your friend going to stop being your friend because you're well endowed? Is he going to have a heart attack? He's a guy, like prepstud mentioned, he will probably have a morning wood also.
    You mentioned you're going to have friends sleeping in the same room, well, move your bed over next to the entrance door, then all you have to do is get up and go right out to the bathroom. But I don't think you can control your morning wood. It's a natural reaction.

    Hope you have a good time with your friends buddy.
     
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    LOL your friend is hoping you'll get up first and leave the room so he can dispose of his morning wood!

    :D

    Really, the best thing to do, Tragic, is to ignore it. The more casual you are about it the more comfortable you'll make your friend.

    He'll follow your lead.

    This reminds me of the 'afraid to take a shower with other guys because i might get wood' posts.

    If you do, you do. If you don't, you don't.
     
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