Chris Barrie - Rimmer Red Dwarf

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  1. bigtex

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    For all the big dicked blokes on the other side of the pond, anyone have any nice crotch shots (or nude shots) of Chris Barrie who played Rimmer on Red Dwarf? In certain episodes where he is in a beige military uniform there were some wonderful shots of his bulging crotch.
     
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    I didn't think he was hung? I know who you mean though, he was in Brittas Empire also.
     
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    This must surely count as one of the least likely celebrity names ever to feature at LPSG :rolleyes:

    Here's the best I can offer:
     

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    That last shot was from an episode where he showed a big bulge. He is definitely hung
     
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    Yes that episode is burned into my brain too, Unlikely but true. It changed the way I looked at him thereafter. It's that thing of being a skinny geek with a big dick. Nature's compensation payment.

    Another unlikely guy who is clearly well hung is Steve Martin. A little old now perhaps but I grew up with fantasies of getting into his pants.(among others)

    A disappointment was finally getting to see a nude pic of Jan Michael Vincent, I still think he is very sexy though. Fantastic body, Thank God no one ever told him he couldn't act to save his life.
     
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    Forget Chris Barrie - I heard on the grapevine that Craig Charles was hung! I remember a tabloid 'kiss and tell' headline along the lines of 'Craig was no Dwarf when he bedded me'! LOL!
     
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    On the subject of Craig Charles, on the commentary track on one of the season 7 (I think) episodes the cast discuss his bulge for quite a while so that one may well be true.
     
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    Apparently, you're not the only one it stayed with...
    below is an online verse I stumbled on, by RD fan David Foss :rolleyes:

    Also attached below is the nearest I can find to a bulge shot.

    The Mini-Saga of Rimmer's Bicycle Shorts

    "Too tight, too tight!"
    the sophisticates cry,
    "We can all see the bulge
    of Chris Barrie's fly!"
    "Ohmigod, yes!"--
    the Rimmettes are hot--
    "Take it all off,
    You sweet bit of tot!"
    "Never! Not I!"
    replies Chris, in glee;
    "I will never indulge
    in full nudity.
    You'll have to make do
    with this much of a thrill.
    Ask Ace if he'll do it--
    for I never will."
    The Rimmettes cry out,
    "This just isn't fair!
    Listerines got a peek
    at Dave's painted rear!"
    But Chris has his pride,
    and he's standing tough.
    He never, no never,
    will pose in the buff.
    So for those who had hopes
    (and you know who you are!)
    that Chris would disrobe
    like an oiled porno star--
    You'll just have to wait
    for the movie, and dream
    that it gets an X rating
    for Rimmer's big scene.
     

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    Hmmm, but the metal canister impedes full appreciation. :rolleyes:
     
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    Damn, this really brings it all back... Lister was a hot motherfucker.... I always thought so and used to rub one out while watching. I used to wonder where Rimmer got his name... lol
     
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    Fantastic, Alex! That verse is great. Amazing to get this photo too. I vividly remember being able to see his dick and balls down one trouser leg in one episode. As you can see in that picture it is bunched up in his clothes. It definitely hangs lower than that with a big head. He either went commando or wore boxers in that series, Red Dwarf is still on SKY somewhere.
     
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    Check Blackadder III, Mr. Barrie plays a French Revolutionary, and he is packing major meat in that episode.
     
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    Sadly about the size of a postage stamp on my PC. but thanks for the thought.:smile:
     
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    Bizarre coincidence with this chain is Craig Charles being suspended from two TV series tonight, due to photos of him taking crack cocaine in the back of a cab and getting caught on camera, appearing in Britain's tabloid press.

    Stupid ****!
     
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    Really? That's so sad, I hadn't heard anything! He's such a good actor.
     
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    All over the tabloids again this morning, I hate to read that sort of stuff, I dinn't buy a paper so I can't tell you more. I wonder what will happen to "Ripley's Believe It Or Not"
     
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    Chris Barrie is extremely geeky at times, but extremely horny at others.
     
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    Never remember Rimmer showing much of a package, but LOVED seeing Lister in AND out of his clothes.
    There was an episode where there was a running joke about Cryton when he became human...took 3 polaroids to present his equipment!
     
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