Chris Crocker Is Now Doing Porn

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  1. Bbucko

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    Even though he's not exactly my type, I do have to say that the transformation is startling:

    Crocker can currently be found on the internet at his personal Tumblr, Second to None (not safe for work), where he posts nuggets of Crocker wisdom ("Hey. Remember that one time the president got his dick sucked by an intern? Why are we making a big deal over weiner sending pics of his junk? - Chris Crocker") in between pictures of himself in various states of undress.

    These pictures seem to have garnered the attention of porn director ChiChi LaRue, who told Crocker on Twitter that she would help him "exhibit what [he] was meant to exhibit." (His sex skills, presumably.) Since then, he tells his Tumblr that he's "doing a full-length porno this summer," and that the "deal's in place."


    Chasing fame is evidently a giant bitch :rolleyes:
     
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    dear god the world is about to end!
     
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    I really don't know what to say... perhaps I should say nothing but I guess you are correct in saying chasing fame is a bitch. If anyone remembers my old signature line it was..."I have worked and suffered and struggled almost my whole life to break out of show business!" Having it chase me at times has been overwhelming.
    I guess some people don't mind the glare that certain shades of limelight can cast on your complexion and reputation.
     
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    How the heck does someone like that get their own show, sponsored by a nationally known corporation, much less, opening for very well known musical group??? :rolleyes:
     
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    :biggrin1::tongue:

    Pffffft: "Porn Stars" are cheaper than a dime a dozen here in FtL. I've yet to meet one whom I found genuinely intriguing.

    It's sort of hard to write about this without coming off all smarmy and condescending. On the one hand, I'm a long-time consumer of porn, so I really do understand its place and value in (at least my) life; on the other hand, there's something sorta downscale about someone who's reached a point where doing porn's the only channel left open to them.

    Fame whores aren't usually real whores. But if it works for him in squeezing another 15 minutes out of his "brand", I guess he'll have accomplished his goal. On the other hand, where does one go after porn?
     
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    Crocker's definitely got a nose for publicity-generation and self-promotion, for sure.
     
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    I would like to think that they invested well and got an education but perhaps that is just wishful thinking on my part. (I actually think about such things when I watch porn) Maybe they can start over in career as a buyer in accessories or handbags at Neiman Marcus.
     
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    Honestly, he's got a pretty good dick, a cute butt. He's not my kind of guy but I wouldn't kick him outta bed. Well, I'd definitely have to gag him, but that's about it I think.
     
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    oh god, oh god...


















    i find him attractive :17:
     
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    He is quite attractive when not dressed as a woman. :D
     
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    wow he got super hot and butch looking what a transformation !!!!!
     
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    Yeah, he looks so much better. Nice cock and a cute ass. He actually looks cute. I'd hit it.
     
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    I second the motion.
     
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    Perfectly said, beginning to end.
     
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    He's cute.
     
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    Interesting...
     
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    Well, in some pics he's really hot...in others, ew. :rolleyes:

    BB; am I going to see you at the pride parade today or just at EDC tonight? :confused:
     
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    Answer: Both, natch :wink:
     
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    Id go and put my cock in his ass too and his mouth he's hott with the hair and beard and a hottie in drag too.
     
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    ....When did he become masculine??? I'd let him get it!
     
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