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they're like 8 inches and he's so thick... fuck yummy... and on top of that with that body and that face... fuckkk he's the perfect man for me :heart_eyes: :sob:

if he's above 5 inches (not saying that he is 8) he's above average, why is everyone saying he's below or average
 

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because we seen the photo
You've seen a photo of part of his penis. You don't know how much was out of the photo. Now I don't for a minute think he is monstrously hung, but possibly on the upper end of average. This below average stuff is just silly. Even if you just go off his brother's pics, there's enough to potentially surmise that he would be similar.
 

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You've seen a photo of part of his penis. You don't know how much was out of the photo. Now I don't for a minute think he is monstrously hung, but possibly on the upper end of average. This below average stuff is just silly. Even if you just go off his brother's pics, there's enough to potentially surmise that he would be similar.
that's what I'm saying it looks like part of it is covered. i'm not saying he's an 8 or 10, but he looks like he could be above average (5 inches) but i have to remember that here on lpsg most people have gaping, loose holes that lead to hell so...
 

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that's what I'm saying it looks like part of it is covered. i'm not saying he's an 8 or 10, but he looks like he could be above average (5 inches) but i have to remember that here on lpsg most people have gaping, loose holes that lead to hell so...
I agree with you 100%. I think he's probably a 6 or 6.5 at most with a decent girth. But you're right, if you aren't 8+ to some people around here, you're princess tiny dick and should be relegated to a bottom who has to go masturbate in the corner if they want to get off. But then, a lot of those people are also convinced that they have been with or seen multiple 10+ and even some 12+, so really, I take anything those individuals say with a grain of salt.
 

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I think I got scammed. I bought an allegedly Chris Evans's dick in gif format ( I know) for $200 on Twitter. Could u guys do your detective work whether this was him or not?

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Why would Chris Evans ever be in a bathroom that has a fluffy green toilet seat cover on the toilet But seriously it doesn’t seem likely it’s him.
 

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I think I got scammed. I bought an allegedly Chris Evans's dick in gif format ( I know) for $200 on Twitter. Could u guys do your detective work whether this was him or not?

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100% not him, the dick doesnt match and his hands are different. The only think that looks like Chris are his hairy legs.
 
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I think I got scammed. I bought an allegedly Chris Evans's dick in gif format ( I know) for $200 on Twitter. Could u guys do your detective work whether this was him or not?

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I not going to call you stupid or anything, but was very not wise to buy something for the price without any proof, you kinda deserved to be scammed
 

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I not going to call you stupid or anything, but was very not wise to buy something for the price without any proof, you kinda deserved to be scammed
Regardless of how right you may be, that's like saying, "No offense but..." and then proceeding with an offensive statement. :laughing:

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