Chris Hemsworth

[baileynboots]

There is a scene in Thor when he is getting ready to face off with the giant robot thing and as he is walking towards it has a nice moving bulge in his jeans,he hadn't yet changed into his Thor outfit yet. It wasn't huge but definitely showed there to be a nice lump of something there.

 

[264315]

He's sexy as fuck. I already loved him way back when on Home and Away (a little not-so-guilty pleasure of mine) but he's matured into a true blue sex god...no wonder he was casted as Thor.

One of my dreams is to be in a Chris (Evan & Hemsworth) sandwich

 

[AlexDB9]

I want him to make me his bitch and then I want to pound him on his back while I suck on his toes.

 

[syddick]

He has the bearing and confidence of a well hung guy. His brother Liam was banging miley Cyrus til recently too, and she seems like the type to love a big one, so maybe it runs in the family

 

[Juniperbear]

shirtless cap from Thor

 

[gayisch1]

shirtless cap from Thor

That has to be edited!
Right?

 

[sakhmet]

That has to be edited!
Right?

Exactly. This isn't a comic book, it was a movie. The real image looks nothing this horrific.

 

[hung4hair]

Saw him at oscars... what a hunk... his voice made me get a hard on....

 

[WHeisenberg]

He kinda showed his butt on SNL this Saturday, in the reality-show spoof. He's in the shower, it's blurry, and the sequence lasts less than 2 seconds, but we can definitely see it (if that's really him - it's supposed to be his character, so it probably is).

He was a great host, and is a very handsome man.

Edit : he also showed his chest in the Former Porn Stars sketch (those are always hilarious), and his biceps in the American Express one. Screenshots attached.

 

[billybones]

He and his brother look the same, but for some reason I think Chris is handsome and Liam looks mildly retarded. I'm not sure why.

 

[pornstats]

I can't breathe because all that sexy

 

[JustaSkinnyguy]

Not to be rude or be called a troll but I look at through tons of topics here. But if this guy was so sexy then why didn't I hear about his looks until Thor and the Avengers became popular.

Also I wonder if he looked the same way but had darker skin tone would people still make so much of a fuss over him.

 

[sukmycock00]

*sighs*

 

[WHeisenberg]

But if this guy was so sexy then why didn't I hear about his looks until Thor and the Avengers became popular.

…what? That's obviously because that's when he became the popular guy he is today. He did a couple movies before Thor but nobody knew who he was until then.

Of course you're entitled to your opinion, but your message is confusing. You're basically answering your own, confusing question.

Also I wonder if he looked the same way but had darker skin tone would people still make so much of a fuss over him.

What does it have to do with anything? That's irrelevant.

 

[uncleho]

Here he is in the trailer for Vacation...

You can see it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScMOyURq9os (Around the 2:05 mark)

WOW

 

[cocktaste]

lol, they could have used something that doesn't bounce like a thing of rubber.

 

[jtm011]

That looks like the funniest movie! :smile:

But Chris, although I'm sure you're well endowed, that's the lousiest prosthetic I ever saw LOL uttahere:

 

[NudePreston]

That looks like the funniest movie! :smile:

But Chris, although I'm sure you're well endowed, that's the lousiest prosthetic I ever saw LOL uttahere:

I think that was the goal! What an image tho, eh?

 

[rogerbb]

I can't stop laughing at the Rim job scene! Chris I love you and I will make love to you anytime you want!

 

[agudam]

Not sure if the bulge he's sporting in "Vacation" is completely natural. It looks like a solid 9+ incher. What do you guys think?