Chris Martin

Discussion in 'Celebrity Endowments' started by Matt Cohen, Oct 10, 2007.

  1. Matt Cohen

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    Anyone got any good pics or dick-size news of Chris Martin from the UK band Coldplay ?
    He's married to Gwyneth Paltrow.
     
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    Everything about the man irritates me.
     
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    I TOTALLY second that opinion. He and his insufferable wife make me crazy!
     
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    There was a bit on the 2005 MTV Europe Awards where Chris appears wearing tighty whities in a skit with that Borat guy (who goes for a grab of Chris). Chris is a totally hot man - gorgeous furry stomach & treasure trail - but he loses points with me for his appalling taste in women...
     
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    Oh, come on guys...wouldn't you just love to drop a big load all over Gwyneth?
     
  6. Matt Cohen

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    Yeah, Gwyneth is hot.

    She also happens to be Jewish.

    Anyone know if Chris Martin had to be circumcised before marrying Gwyneth ?
     
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    i bet he has a soppy skinny 5" wang and cries while he fucks.

    hes a pleb
     
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    somehow I don't see her giving a rats ass about her religion when it comes to her mans cock. Do ya really think she'd let some asshole fuck with it.
     
  9. Matt Cohen

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    Gwyneth was brought up Jewish so she may have wanted Chris Martin to be circumcised before they got married.

    Anyone know anything about this ?
     
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    Apparently she asked him and he said only if she gets done as well. She backed out. Fair is fair, right?

    J/K :smile:
     
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    Gwyn is half jewish and who cares about the guy she married.
     
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    Anyone got any decent pics of Chris Martin ?

    Or does anyone have any info on his circumcision status ?
     
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    The circumcision is a symbol of their religion (if you're jewish) and if Chris isn't Jewish then he doesn't have to be circumcized in order to get married to a Jewish girl. Other ceremonies may be required at the altar, but he does not have to mutilate his cock.
     
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    I'm downloading the video with Chris and Borat. Will post a pic here- then we'll see if he's got a bulge or not :)
     
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    Anyone got the pic ?
     
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    Has anyone got any pics or link to Chris Martin with Borat ?
     
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    dont know beans about his dick... but the band puts on a stellar show as I caught them in Oakland CA last time around.... wonderful performance!
     
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    Yeah, they're a great band.

    Has anyone got any more info or pics of Chris Martin ?
     
  19. Matt Cohen

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    He doesn't have to be circumcised, but if his son is being brought up as Jewish (which I understand he is) then it would look a bit strange if Dad still has a foreskin.
     
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    What's strange is an adult who thinks father/son penises need to be a matched set.
     
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