Chris Meloni in "Gym Teacher: The Movie"

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    Okay, so I sat through 2 hours of the Nickelodeon made-for-TV movie "Gym Teacher: The Movie" solely because the primary object of my lust and affection, Chris Meloni, was in virtually every scene, clad in a tight pair of gym shorts. :32:

    Well, the payoff came almost at the end of the movie (1 hour and 55 minutes in, to be exact). At that moment, Chris enters the gym with the English teacher to show his team the winning Wheaties box cover, when what to my wondering eyes should appear, but Chris' huge VPL snaking down his right leg!! :yikes:

    I had to pause the DVR and go back to make sure my eyes weren't tricking me into seeing something I'd cut off my pinky to see in real life -- but no, there it was, in all its glory (even better in slo-mo), clearly hanging down the right side of those sinfully tight gym shorts!

    I wish I could have done a screen-cap to share with you, but trust me, it was worth sitting through that mostly-crap movie (again, the only redeeming quality was Chris' presence in it).

    Sorta makes me want to go back to gym class.....:naughty:
     
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    the Oz series that was on HBo is being re-played. chris was frequently show nude on thae show. has a nice normal looking flacid penis. thick head. but he has an award winning ass. like a basketball cut in half. it defies gravity.. there was a great clip that started out with a distance shot of him pissing in the toilet in profile. it slowly came up for a close up and had just his ass penis with the golden arc. he finishes drips, gives it a shake, turns ans walks to the camera. HOT, it replayed it tirelessly. it was just on last week
     
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    Don't you own the Oz series on DVD? There are at least a couple of good shots of Chris' gear... he/it sure it is mouthwatering!

     
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    Hello? Yes, of course, I own the Oz series on DVD! :tongue:

    This was just something new -- and I have to say, the VPL in the Gym Teacher movie appeared much larger than the nude shots of his penis in the Oz series....
     
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    i want to see a screen cap!
     
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    Wish I could give you one, Ricky...(and I don't just mean a screen cap...) :naughty:
     
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    baby, i wish you could, too....(and i'm not talking about just a screen cap either)
     
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    Seconded!

    Chris Meloni oozes machismo. I want to be him when I grow up.
     
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    I thought it was funny and actually forgot to check him out the entire time.

    Also, I didn't finish watching it so I'm sorry I missed the end.
     
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    yes I agre mr. meloni is sexy
     
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    Dammit, I knew I missed something I was supposed to watch on TV!:mad::biggrin1:

    I feel the same way. I own the first five seasons of Oz on DVD, yet I still wanted to catch this movie for the chance of seeing a bulge of some sort.

    I also like catching him on SVU from time to time. It's hard to describe, but I kinda get a thrill seeing him fully clothed yet knowing that I've seen just about all of him there is to see.
     
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    I'm as obsessed with Chris Meloni as anyone, and I hate to spoil all the fun, but anyone that has seen him full frontal on Oz would realize that the bulge in the Gym Teacher scene was staged. The man is gorgeous and sexy but he's not particulary well-endowed.
     
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    WOAH!!!!!!!! Gotta love when a guy "dresses right"!!!
     
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    One of the nicer things about living in New York is that often you come across, run into or get to meet some really terrific actors. I can honestly say that Chris Meloni is a heck of a nice guy.
    Although his character on SVU is getting to be a bit much lately, we have taken to calling him "Elliot UN-Stabler".
    By the way, Mariska Hargitay is an awesome person and she is a stunning knockout beauty in real life.
     
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    Thank you for the Chris Meloni clip of him in Gym Teacher: the Movie. I completely missed it when it was on. Would anyone have a link or links for the whole movie?

    Thanks again for the great clip!
     
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