christian fisting

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  1. dolfette

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    Fisting and God's Will

    yup, fisting is ok by god!

    {i'm not really on a religion bashing rampage...i just saw it, read it & found it too funny not to share}
     
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    That twinge in your intestines
    What a relief.
     
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    yup, i might convert now that i know! :biggrin1:
     
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    When you do, I'll be there to baptize you and tickle your ovaries.
     
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    Where did you find this? Very interesting....
     
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    Ah, now we know the true meaning of the phrase 'the hand of God'...well, it usually is rather heavenly! :yup:

    A little divine intervention never goes amiss then, huh?
     
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    You can read just about anything in the bible and slant it towards your point of view...then pass it on as knowledge or better yet fact.

    I smell BS.
     
  8. dolfette

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    "Before attempting fisting, a Christian husband and wife should pray together and ask for divine guidance. The husband should ask that God guide his hand and work through him, and for the skill and patience to fist his wife correctly and maximize her pleasure. The wife should pray for openness and readiness to receive God’s love and grace in the form of her husband’s hand. "
     
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    Of course, where do you think the idea of a giant invisible man in the sky came about?
     
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    He was around before the book. He's the reason they wrote the book.
     
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    She might also want to pray for a little bit of vaseline.
     
  12. dolfette

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    no need.

    my cunt runneth over.
     
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    Well praise the Lord!! I'm ready to convert then :biggrin1:
     
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    Workin' up a good pot of mad!
    That is just insane. She truly needs to leave God out of that.
     
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    and the phrase, "I am filled with the lord"
     
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    LOL... holy shit...

    There's a guy at work who refused to drink alcohol until he found Biblical justification for it.

    He's a fucking tool, but still, can't fault him too much for not bowing to peer pressure.

    I wonder if he's seen that site already. He won't say a word about the sex life that he's had since getting married and losing his virginity (in that order) earlier this summer.
     
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    That's interesting... does he drive a car or shop at a grocery store?
     
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    Yup, he drives a Corolla and shops somewhere-or-other.

    This poor guy grew up in Lynchburg and attended -- but never even stayed in the dorms of -- Liberty University. Somehow, he sheltered himself from many, many aspects of modern life. If you want to experience someone who's "lived in a hole in the ground" for nearly thirty years, this is the guy you'd want to meet.
     
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    Is it me? or do most of these right wing "horny" Christians need some MASSIVE Therapy. It seems God=Sex don't seem to mix and so they need someone like Ted Haggard to tell them that their sexuality is ok and that they can also be one with God in the form of Reverend Falwell or Someone else. Most, not all fundamentalist christians are in need of counseling I think.
     
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