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OK, it's been a really stressful year with COVID and all, so I think everyone could use a good laugh. With the silly season upon us, I thought it would be fun to post Christmas related funnies that make us laugh. Please be respectful though, and don't post anything blasphemous about the faith.

Enjoy! :)
 
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Three Guys all die at the same time. St Peter says "Its Christmas so why don't you show me something that shows me your Christmas Spirit".

The first pull out his lighter and flips the lid and lights it. "Here is the eternal flame of our lord and savior"
"Excellent" says St Peter

The Second pulls out his keys and shakes them. "Here is the sound of Christmas Bells tolling the Birth of Christ"
"Excellent" says St Peter

The third reaches in his pocket and pulls out a pair of women's panties. "These are Carol's"