Christmas Packaging

Discussion in 'Underwear, Clothing, and Appearance Issues' started by hung, Dec 23, 2006.

  1. hung

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    Has anyone ever placed an appropriate "Bow" on their Penis and presented it as a special gift at Christmas Time?
     
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    No... no one has done that for me... but it would be super hot!
     
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    I really don't know if I could take that seriously and with a straight face.
     
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    Of course. Tied a ribbon around my balls. Stuck a bow on my hard shaft. You would be surprised how many love a cock head dipped in chocolate. lol
     
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    Saturday Night Live did a skit on this.... sometime. I donno when.

    Anyway, there's a REALLY funny video on this exact topic from SNL on the NBC website:
    NBC.com > Saturday Night Live
     
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    is that justin timberlake in that video?
     
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    Why, yes. Yes it is.
     
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    JT looks really hot with all that hair!!!

    *coughs up furball*
     
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    i had a bf that one year when i came home he was face down on the bed nude with a bow on his ass.. he got plowed really good that xmas eve.. i kept him in that bed for about 18hrs that night.. it was wonderful..
     
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    A hot guy with a bow tied around a big penis would be really sexy!:)
     
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    Well, I did just that and tried to give myself to novice, and matthew. They all demanded the receipt to return the gift for a refund. It was such a :nutkick:
     
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    Merry Christmas All Ye Visitors to Large Penis Support Group.

    Check out the gallery.

    The Christmas Packaging Project is complete for 2006
     
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    Boi, for a senior citizen, you have one young attitude.:tongue:
    Good to see.
     
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    I have, as a joke.:tongue:
     
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    That would be the ideal gift for me. In fact, I wouldn't mind if I got 2 or 3 at the same time. I guess I just don't know the right Santas.
     
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