Christmas recipes?

[Mkhonto]

I thought I spotted a troll on another thread, they got the cook-book thrown at them, so I wondered if anyone was collecting a LPSG recipe book? Has anyone got a recipe for Christmas Minced-Troll pies, perhaps, or even a Christmas Troll Pudding recipe? I'm entertaining a houseful tonight and tomorrow- I'm going to have no shortage of trolls turning my house upside down- Mother-in-Law and assorted small children, so why not make them useful?

Have a happy, peaceful Christmas/holiday wherever you are, and have fun!

 

[Pecker]

TROLL MARINARA

Cut troll into manageable pieces and puree in food processor.
Pour resulting sauce into garbage disposal.

Go to McDonald's.