Christmas Songs that You HATE

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I hate all those Christmas songs.

Christmas is not what it is all about anyway. :confused:

You know that it is bad when your sister talks your father out of giving money and gift cards because she says they are horrible gifts to give.
I was kinda looking forward to my fifty bucks and my WAL-MART gift card. :confused: That fuckin' cunt hair. "Gift card and bux" blockin' cunt hair.

Now, I am getting the cheapies. :mad: The usual shirt and socks. I can buy my own friggin' shirts and socks. What the fuck?!!! :mad:

Well, she will be getting those shirts and socks stuffed into her fried turkey. The kitchen will be closed Christmas EVE. I am getting my motherfuckin' fitty bux and my motherfuckin' WAL-MART gift card...one way or another.

I am sorry. I am sooo mad. I could kick in every speaker in the department store that plays any Christmas song. AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay. That felt good. Whew. I got that out of my system.:smile:

Christmas should be a time where the family gets together and share with one another. Good times. Fellowship and feasting on good food. Too bad that is NOT my family. Hehehe.
I want to hold the mistletoe over my sister's head and the mouth of my revolver. Kiss on that. Bang, bang.:smile:
 

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One of the three reasons I only go out and about if absolutely necessary this time of year! Most of the attempts to make "hip and modern" xmas music failed miserably.

I guess there are lots of people out there who think really bad music is somehow better if you add "christmas" or "santa" or "reindeer" in the lyrics.

Carol of the Bells makes me want to break things and hurt people.

Dang! I would love to watch this!
 

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Feliz Navidad
Band Aid-Do They Know It's Christmas Time


The ones I do like:
12 Days Of Christmas (modern version)
All I Want For Christmas Is You

I know who I want for Christmas, but I don't see myself getting. :disappointed:
 

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Since moving to Canada i have noticed that the christmas songs out here are in comparison to the UK ones REALLY DULL
NO SLADE!
NO WIZZARD
NO JONAH LOIUS
NO POUGESN AND KIRSTY McCAUL
its quite disturbing
 

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I pretty much hate all Christmas music. Having been an assistant manager for Walgreens for three years and being forced to listen to Christmas music all day, every day, for four months per year ruined Christmas music for me.
 

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Christmas is not what it is all about anyway. :confused:

You know that it is bad when your sister talks your father out of giving money and gift cards because she says they are horrible gifts to give.
I was kinda looking forward to my fifty bucks and my WAL-MART gift card. :confused: That fuckin' cunt hair. "Gift card and bux" blockin' cunt hair.

Now, I am getting the cheapies. :mad: The usual shirt and socks. I can buy my own friggin' shirts and socks. What the fuck?!!! :mad:

Well, she will be getting those shirts and socks stuffed into her fried turkey. The kitchen will be closed Christmas EVE. I am getting my motherfuckin' fitty bux and my motherfuckin' WAL-MART gift card...one way or another.

I am sorry. I am sooo mad. I could kick in every speaker in the department store that plays any Christmas song. AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay. That felt good. Whew. I got that out of my system.:smile:

Christmas should be a time where the family gets together and share with one another. Good times. Fellowship and feasting on good food. Too bad that is NOT my family. Hehehe.
I want to hold the mistletoe over my sister's head and the mouth of my revolver. Kiss on that. Bang, bang.:smile:

:laughing: now, THAT'S funny stuff!
 

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I really hate "Have a Holly Jolly Christmas" by Burl Ives, from that stupid stop motion animation kids show "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer."

I know it's a classic and I'm supposed to like it...but I just can't handle it...

Gimme the Charlie Brown Christmas special anytime.