Christmas Stocking Stuffers- PORN??

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  1. thirteenbyseven

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    Taking a breather from the I'm so hung themes, I am doing some last minute shopping for Jen the babe and all the relatives. Naturally that lead to the huge video store where I stumbled on one of the all time movie classics. The rest of you can say what you want about the 1933 monkey being shot off the Empire State Building by a bunch of rag-wing biplanes, but the 1980 movie Insatiable ranks right up there with the best of the best.

    It has plot, mood lighting and just the right ingredients of tantalizing dialogue to invite a spunky few rounds of sex. One of the highlights is Marilyn Chambers singing her smash hit Morning Noon And Nighttime during the sex scene with Jessie St. James and John Leslie. Beautiful melodic line, Mantovani-like orchestration and cheesy lyrics.

    Girls, what stocking stuffers are you looking for Santa to bring you???
     
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    whatever Santa stuffs into my stocking i'm sure i'll enjoy it.
     
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    If Santa has a big sack and something nice and long protruding from it, he can surely stuff it into my stocking - the flesh stocking between my legs, that is.
     
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    This is this years list of Christmas gifts for my girlfriend.
    We exchanged gift early. (Family stuff through the 25th)

    1. $500.00 pair of earings. (Got a nice kiss)
    2. Red "Baby-Doll" type lingerie. (Got a promise of a show, I'm sure this one will keep giving. :) )
    3. The latest Faith Hill CD. (Got frenched)

    I love her because the CD pleased her the most. (I'm a metal head, I think I got credit for remembering her favorite country artist ;) )
     
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    ... Adding Claire to my Naughty, yet Very Nice list ;)

    Ho! Ho! Ho!

    Santa LapDog:D
     
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    God I love Marilyn Chambers...for a long time she was my hero...all I wanted to be able to do was to suck like she did. I swear she still has to give the best on-screen BJ of all time.

    Insatiable is a great movie...remember the pool table scene? I've made every one of my boyfriends watch that with me.
     
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    I don't know Marilyn Chambers, or Insatiable, for that matter, but a pool table is a surely nice place to fuck on - even surface, thanks to the cover not so hard. Talking from experience here ;) Headboard, have you ever re-enacted?

    And about the original question - The only porn I'd want to find in my stocking (the fabric one, now) would be a secretly-shot home movie of me and a guy I'd be with :)
     
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    You ain't alone!
     
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    Yeah, the pool table thing is great. Too bad I don't own one. Teasing during the game is fun...the bending over, using the cues on each other.

    For now, friends houses or the temporarily-abandoned pool table in the back of the bar are the only places I get to play out my pool table fantasies.
     
  10. ClaireTalon

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    Never mind, I don't own one myself, but sometimes you run into a guy who owns one, or there's a deserted one in the backroom of the one or other bar, where you can have some fun. I love living dangerously!
     
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    *got stuffed on Christmas Eve*

    I also got a new dining room table.
     
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    Uh, got stuffed on Christmas Eve? Is it what it sounds like, honey, and is that the reason why you need a new dining room table?
     
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    I love Claire...
    Seriously, the table was something I've needed for months. The stuffing was just a bonus. A long, slow, wet, hot, steamy bonus that ended with him forgetting how to breathe. Yeah.
     
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    Another reason to keep a FAR-certified O-two bottle with quick-donning masks under the bed ;-) I guess you had a nice Christmas Eve then, baby? Your tree's still standing?

    I didn't have as much fun over christmas, or as big a present, but I treated myself to another Ladies Pilot Watch, swiss-made, of course.
     
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    Oh, to hell with the tree. I got laid. :D Besides, who needs a weeny little Charlie Brown tree when you've got a redwood sitting next to you on the couch?
     
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    No one... mhmmm don't talk like that, or I'll come and steal your guy, and then I'll have him fire his rocket into me on New Year's Eve!
     
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    Better yet, after all this talk about "getting stuffed on christmas eve", maybe next I'll slide down yours or dlcs's chimney. You can't miss me, I'll be the only Santa with his dick landing in the fireplace b4 I do. Or maybe I'll be like the grinch; stuffing something up your chimnies!
     
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    Hi, 13x7!

    I just happened upon this forum because I have a Google alert for "Marilyn Chambers," "Insatiable" (my favorite porn movie), and "Morning, Noon and Nighttime" (my favorite song). Are you sure Chambers sang it? All the previous information I’ve seen on the movie’s music, or on her singing career, mentions that she sang "Shame on You" (described as the movie’s title song) but not who sang any of the other songs. And since "Morning, Noon and Nighttime" is a duet, she couldn’t have sung it alone. The credits list her, Katch Phillips, Wendy Yergin, and Chris Sciarrotta as singers for the film (I recently got their names added to IMDb). I’ve learned elsewhere that Sciarrotta co-authored the song with Dick Monda.

    stripey7

     
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