I went in to get checked once. Something didn't feel right, and I kind of thought I was having some kind of secretion, although nothing hurt or burned. I found a clinic, and went it. After waiting in the room a bit, in walked a very attractive 35 or so female doctor; short blonde and sexy face. I told her why I was there and she put on some latex gloves and told me to go ahead and pull down my pants.
I had been to a clinic before many years before, also when I was out of town. I thought I had caught something, and got checked. It turns out it was nothing. The girl I'd been with had had a yeast infection. But for anyone who has had the little rod stuck up their pee hole, it's something you never forget.
So I wasn't looking forward to it this time. I dropped my pants and shorts. Despite my nervousness, I was not shriveled, I was kind of chubbed up. She walked over and comfortable reached out with her gloved hand and grabbed my cock. She said, "We need to try to work some secretion down to get a good sample." It wasn't overt or unusual, I just said, "Oh, no problem". She actually looked down and firmly started stroking my shaft up and down.
I figured she would do this about 15 seconds, but she kept it up for about a minute and a half, varying the speed. I couldn't help it, the more she did it, the harder I was getting. By the time she stopped, I was pretty hard, and pointing horizontal. She reached her other hand over and grabbed the little metal pee-hole rod, with the loop on the end and slowly but firmly started feeding it up my cock while holding it with her other hand firmly.
It didn't really hurt this time, it turned me on even more. I guess it was just a weird scene all around. She smear the specimen on a petri dish, and closed it up. I was about to pull up my pants, then she said, "Let me have one last look", and reached out again and grabbed me really firmly. She kind of leaned in to get a closer look, and pulled up on my cock so the could inspect the head, and under it, and the dripping tip.
She said that she didn't think it was anything to worry about, but they would test it, and I should call in a couple of days, and I should pull my pants up.
After she seemed MUCH less formal with me, than she had been before the examination. We talked about a couple of different things, and she seemed in no hurry.
It crossed my mind to ask her for a drink, but it seemed very far fetched she would be interested in seeing or having sex with someone who walked into her office. Although if I turned up negative, which I did, Then she knew for sure I was clean. Oh well, I didn't.
They couldn't tell me what what it was, only that it was really nothing.