Chuck Norris and Clarence Gilyard

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  1. Hirsute

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    ....I just happened to be cruising cable TV last night and happened across an episode of Walker Texas Ranger.
    These two guys are exceptional male specimens (well on film anyway) any comments ?

    They are firm, well packed and wear their jeans very very well!!
     
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    Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
     
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    And let's not forget that while urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
     
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    Continuing., Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
     
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    Oh no! Not Chuck Norris hyperbole again. I don't know who he is. Such threads are amusing in their inventiveness but the myth of this guy is a mystery to me.
     
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    For some men, the left testicle is larger than the right one.

    For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
     
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    Have I initiated something bad ? Does Chuck bring back bad memories?
    He's a guy !!! All GUY !!

    I thought him worthy discusssion and some observation !
     
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    chuck found religion............god is going to get you guy
     
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    Gilyard has shown a nice bulge before on episodes of "Walker - Texas Ranger."
    I think he is well endowed. I wouldn't mind finding out - personally.
     
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    A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast.

    The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.
     
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    When atheletes win games, they thank God. When celebrities win awards, they thank god. When God wins something, he thanks Chuck Norris.
     
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    Clarence Gilyard is so hot on this show. Bought the first season on DVD just for him. Man does he look phyne in them tight jeans and slacks he wears. Also the man's bod is tight. If you never seen any of the episodes were he goes shirtless. Check them out. Esp the one were they go undercover as street fighters. Clarence fights Michael Beach shirtless. Nice ripped chest and toned abs.
     
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    It's been said that Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer, but no one will ever know, because Chuck Norris can't cry.
     
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    i'm pretty sure Chuck Norris does not teabag his partners, he potato-sacks them
     
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    Am I missing something about Chuck Norris after all these years and episodes on TV? I have never seen anything about him to suggest either big cock or hot sexuality! Did he pop a big boner in one of his performances or what??? He's not a bad looker and has a nice body.... but where does he hide the cock you all are alluding to? :confused:
     
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    Chuck Norris does not hide his cock from the world! :eek:

    The world hides from Chuck Norris's cock! :rolleyes:
     
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    Well, at least SOME Spladle traditions will go on...:biggrin1:
     
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    Well then , I guess I will have to spend eons going through Chuck Norris reruns to see what his cock is all about! :cool: :rolleyes: :wink: :smile:
     
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