Chuck Norris can play the violin...

[B_Hickboy]

...with a piano.

 

[dannyrankin]

The world's smallest violin (with the largest piano).

 

[mephistopheles]

He was the guy that knocked the Berlin wall down, wasn't he?

Oh, wait.

That was David Hasselhoff.

My bad.

 

[Not_Punny]

Chuck Norris picks his teeth with the Eiffel Tower.

 

[freshmeat1984]

Forget Chuck Norris...

Spongebob does BBQ under water!!!

 

[Pendlum]

There was no nuclear bomb at Nagasaki or Hiroshima, Chuck Norris just jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.

 

[798686]

Who's Chuck Norris? :/

 

[Calboner]

Who's Chuck Norris? :/

That's just what I said in another thread on this topic.

 

[798686]

That's just what I said in another thread on this topic.

LOL! Whoever he is, he seems to have turned into a 'whoever we want him to be' LPSG icon, lol. :tongue:

 

[maxcok]

Who's Chuck Norris? :/

Let me Google that for you.

 

[798686]

Let me Google that for you.

Just did that, oddly enuff. :tongue:

Kinda realised I was being lazy when I posted the question. :wink:

 

[maxcok]

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....:wink:

 

[Pendlum]

There isn't a chin under Chuck Norris' beard, only another fist.

 

[Calboner]

Let me Google that for you.

The point of the question is not to get information but to flaunt one's ignorance.

 

[Pendlum]

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

 

[798686]

Chuck Norris is the only person who can fire Donald Trump?

 

[B_Hickboy]

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

WIN.

 

[maxcok]

Chuck Norris totes his balls in two wheelbarrows.

 

[helgaleena]

When Chuck Norris does a push-up, the earth moves.

 

[Pendlum]

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.