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Chuck Norris can play the violin...

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by B_Hickboy, Jul 9, 2010.

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    ...with a piano.
     
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    The world's smallest violin (with the largest piano).
     
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    He was the guy that knocked the Berlin wall down, wasn't he?

    Oh, wait.

    That was David Hasselhoff.

    My bad.
     
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    Chuck Norris picks his teeth with the Eiffel Tower.
     
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    Forget Chuck Norris...

    Spongebob does BBQ under water!!!
     
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    There was no nuclear bomb at Nagasaki or Hiroshima, Chuck Norris just jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
     
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    Who's Chuck Norris? :/
     
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    That's just what I said in another thread on this topic.
     
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    LOL! Whoever he is, he seems to have turned into a 'whoever we want him to be' LPSG icon, lol. :tongue:
     
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    Let me Google that for you. :cool:
     
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    Just did that, oddly enuff. :tongue:

    Kinda realised I was being lazy when I posted the question. :wink:
     
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    ....:wink:
     
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    There isn't a chin under Chuck Norris' beard, only another fist.
     
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    The point of the question is not to get information but to flaunt one's ignorance.
     
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    Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
     
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    Chuck Norris is the only person who can fire Donald Trump?
     
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    WIN.
     
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    Chuck Norris totes his balls in two wheelbarrows.
     
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    When Chuck Norris does a push-up, the earth moves.
     
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    Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
     
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