Chuck Norris can play the violin...

[798686]

Chuck Norris has a brain in each testicle.

 

[WeirdLabs]

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Chuck Norris has an extra fist in his beard.

 

[Pendlum]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

 

[WeirdLabs]

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

 

[798686]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

LOL! Where are you getting these from?

Chuck Norris can walk in the snow without leaving footprints.

 

[Pendlum]

LOL! Where are you getting these from?

Chuck Norris can walk in the snow without leaving footprints.

I have a good memory.

Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

 

[crescendo69]

The way you wear your hat
The way you sip your tea
The memory of all that
Yes, yes, Chuck can take that away from me.

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[Gecko4lif]

Chuck norris doesnt go hunting

He goes killing.


Hunting implies the chance of failure

 

[dannyrankin]

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer... Too bad he's never cried.

And since we're so 2007 with this thread:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

 

[Pendlum]

There is no global warming, Chuck Norris just turned up the sun.

 

[798686]

Chuck Norris hatched from an egg that fell into the Nile.

 

[Pendlum]

There is no evolution, just a list of animals Chuck Norris lets live.

 

[maxcok]

Chuck Norris masturbates with a sledgehammer.

 

[HazelGod]

There isn't a chin under Chuck Norris' beard, only another fist.

Funniest clip ever.

 

[Pendlum]

Chuck Norris can beat Contra without the Konami code.

 

[maxcok]

Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection.

There were no survivors.

 

[Pendlum]

Funniest clip ever.

You may be a threat to me.. Get 'em Chuck!

 

[798686]

There is no evolution, just a list of animals Chuck Norris lets live.

LOL!

Chuck Norris has a digital face. And his breath smells of magnesium.
(Or is that The Stig? :tongue

 

[Pendlum]

Chuck Norris can beat the Stig in a race.