Chuck Norris can play the violin...

[798686]

Chuck Norris IS the Stig.

 

[798686]

'Oooooh, I wanna dance with Chuck Norris,
I wanna feel the heat with Chuck Norris...'

 

[Calboner]

Chuck Norris can read this thread without boredom.

 

[maxcok]

Chuck Norris can rhyme orange and purple . . . with each other!

 

[Pendlum]

Chuck Norris can read this thread without boredom.

Chuck Norris doesn't read, he just stares the book (or in this case computer) down until it gives him the information he wants.

 

[maxcok]

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

 

[Calboner]

Chuck Norris can spell "definately" correctly.

 

[crescendo69]

"Chuck Norris Knows de Trouble I've Seen"

"It Don't Mean a Thing if it Ain't Got Chuck Norris"

 

[Bob Ross]

^Haha

Chuck Norris pisses blood...

It's not his

 

[Calboner]

Chuck Norris can piss backwards.

Chuck Norris shits real bricks.

 

[D_Rosalind Mussell]

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.

 

[D_Rosalind Mussell]

The four horsemen of the apocalypse live in Chuck Norris' nutsack.

 

[Calboner]

Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his own hands.

(I didn't originate this one.)

 

[D_Rosalind Mussell]

Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his own hands.

(I didn't originate this one.)

I didn't originate mine either...I just picked the ones I liked.

 

[Calboner]

I didn't originate mine either...I just picked the ones I liked.

Chuck Norris is a joke that originated itself.

 

[Incocknito]

Most people are scared of the dark. The dark is scared of Chuck Norris

 

[Bob Ross]

Most people are scared of the dark. The dark is scared of Chuck Norris

Along the same lines...

Every night the Boogeyman's mom checks under his bed for Chuck Norris