Chuck Norris

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It would be ridiculous to say anyone is infinitely hung, but Chuck Norris is so hung that it's size approaches infinity.
 

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The 12in. ruler was specifically created by Chuck Norris as a reminder to all men that they will never measure up to him.
 

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Pretty sure they invented a measurement just for him. He's one CN. Meaning one 'Chuck Norris' of course.. every other man is a lot less than one half CN.
 

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Playgirl Magazine once asked him to appear nude in an issue but Chuck just laughed and said "There isn't enough paper in the world to contain my bearded member." He then killed the editors by simply unzipping his pants.

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