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Chuck Norris

Discussion in 'Models and Celebrities' started by Axcess, Dec 30, 2009.

  1. Axcess

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    How hung is the Chuckster ? 10? 12 inches?
     
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    You assume he's measured in mere inches. I'd go with two feet.:rolleyes:
     
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    It would be ridiculous to say anyone is infinitely hung, but Chuck Norris is so hung that it's size approaches infinity.
     
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    The 12in. ruler was specifically created by Chuck Norris as a reminder to all men that they will never measure up to him.
     
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    I thinks he has an average size
     
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    What was Buzz Lightyear's catchphrase? ...
    "To infinity ... and beyond!" (( LOL ))
     
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    WTF do you guys see in Chuck Norris?
     
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    If you want to learn more about the Chuckster read the Chuck Norris facts.
     
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    There are no avaible inches on Earth to measure his manhood.
     
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    Pretty sure they invented a measurement just for him. He's one CN. Meaning one 'Chuck Norris' of course.. every other man is a lot less than one half CN.
     
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    Playgirl Magazine once asked him to appear nude in an issue but Chuck just laughed and said "There isn't enough paper in the world to contain my bearded member." He then killed the editors by simply unzipping his pants.

    Are you really wondering how hung he is or are you looking for Chuck Norris Facts?
     
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    horses wish they were hung like chuck norris
     
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    He's deliciously hairy and masculine. He's all man.
     
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    Hey Axcess, i heard he was hung like an hamster. ;-))
     
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    I have like no idea, ewwwww
     
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    Hung like a Republican mouse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    They laughed to death?
     
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    ill bet chuck is around like 8 and thick
     
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    I wonder how big the penis is on Chuck Norris' penis...?
     
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