Chuck Norris

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Hello I am Chuck!My penis so long that I can scratch my ears by my dick!
Please don't ask about other sites of my body.I wouldn't answer.
Happy New Year!

 

[Onslow]

How hung is the Chuckster ? 10? 12 inches?

Very cutely cut and snail thin small. Give aways are his abilty to leap and kick. If he had meat he couldn't doo that withouut injury. The othere thing which gives it away is his constant fighting. It screams at me how he has been ridiculed over the years.

 

[lady belle]

i trust he doesn't know how to measure his own willy. i bet he is average at best.

 

[B_OtterJoq]

I bet he's small. That annoying "tough guy" attitude he cops is compensating for shortcomings in other areas.

 

[BIGDP]

I could be wrong, and remember, I said, I COULD BE WRONG, but I'm wondering if this thread was started and further supported by a cadre of Chuck's PR folks. Haven't seen much of him in the media lately...I think the last time was when he was supporting Mike Huckabee for President of the United States. He's probably in need of some more exposure...and why not start it on LPSG?!?!?

(I confess that I would do him if given the chance.)

 

[B_bigbanana]

LOL Axcess, a lot of people don't get the whole Chuck Norris jokes do they??? LOL
People, please, Google:Chuck Norris jokes and then you will understand.

 

[rickygNOLA]

Chuck Norris facts - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[blkbro510]

The red hair, and the bread and the boots!:biggrin1:

WTF do you guys see in Chuck Norris?

 

[cturtle]

i hear when he takes off his underwear theres no penis, only another arm thats making a fist...

 

[Mastur]

...and then when he cums, he squirts out a middle-finger...

 

[Axcess]

LOL Axcess, a lot of people don't get the whole Chuck Norris jokes do they??? LOL
People, please, Google:Chuck Norris jokes and then you will understand.

Of course most people don't get it. If they read the Chucik Norris facts they will undertand why he is the best of the best.:biggrin1::biggrin1:

 

[Mastur]

Chuck Norris never needed a circumcision. He's penis regularly sheds its own skin...

 

[Axcess]

Chuck Norris never needed a circumcision. He's penis regularly sheds its own skin...

An don't forget that Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse HORSES ARE HUNG LIKE CHUCK NORRIS.

 

[Mastur]

Oops! I hate it when people do this! I meant to say: "His penis..."
Blame it on the hour and champagne...

 

[over]

His dick has a tongue and can...

 

[HareTrinity]

Being the manly man that Chuck Norris is he is 100% PENIS!

I don't find him attractive either, but I love these conversations.

 

[Axcess]

Being the manly man that Chuck Norris is he is 100% PENIS!

I don't find him attractive either, but I love these conversations.

Seriously I think that he looks fine at his age . The guy is 69 year old.

 

[invisibleman]

Chuck Norris is Vienna Sausage hung. But I would still make love to him. He is a hottie. :smile:

 

[lenoxguy]

...and then when he cums, he squirts out a middle-finger...

HAHAHA!! Well done.

 

[hotdiggidydog]

i've seen him, he's about as tall as one too.