clownboots19: The CIA, FBI, and local police all think they are the best at apprehending criminals, so the President decides to give them a test to determine who the best is...he releases a rabbit into the forest and has each agency try and catch it. The CIA goes in: They place animal informants throughout the forest, and question all plant and mineral witnesses. After 3 months of extensive investigations, they conclude that rabbits do not exist. The FBI goes in: After 2 weeks with no leads, they burn the forest and everything in it, including the rabbit. They make no apologies, the rabbit had it coming. The local police go in: They come out 2 hours later with a badly beaten raccoon. The raccoon is yelling, "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit!"