CIA, FBI, Local Police- The Presidential Test

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by Imported, Mar 2, 2005.

  1. Imported

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Jan 1, 2000
    Messages:
    56,713
    Likes Received:
    55
    clownboots19: The CIA, FBI, and local police all think they are the best at apprehending criminals, so the President decides to give them a test to determine who the best is...he releases a rabbit into the forest and has each agency try and catch it.

    The CIA goes in: They place animal informants throughout the forest, and question all plant and mineral witnesses. After 3 months of extensive investigations, they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

    The FBI goes in: After 2 weeks with no leads, they burn the forest and everything in it, including the rabbit. They make no apologies, the rabbit had it coming.

    The local police go in: They come out 2 hours later with a badly beaten raccoon. The raccoon is yelling, "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit!"
     
  2. B_dumbcow

    B_dumbcow New Member

    Joined:
    Jan 3, 2008
    Messages:
    3,220
    Albums:
    1
    Likes Received:
    1
  3. cockoloco

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    May 26, 2008
    Messages:
    2,766
    Albums:
    1
    Likes Received:
    0
    Gender:
    Male
    hahaha, very funny. Rabbits are so not cool. We cats rule, however. Would have taken one hour to a cat to find him (it only takes to offer him a carrot, see?)
     
Draft saved Draft deleted