Cigarbabe's sense of humor

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Mr Ed in Mass

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This was a beatiful New England weekend.We decided that it was the perfect time to open up our trailer at the nudist camp.It was nice and warm so we got nude . We took the tarp off and cleaned up some of the winter debris that covered our site.
As I closed the storage shed,Cigarbabe yelled " Hornets!"
One flew out of the shed and stung me in the head of my cock!
I yelled "Hurry up, suck out the poison!"
the only thing she did was laugh herself to tears! :laugh2:
Well, I gotta say that it did make it bigger! But not all over. Don't go
into the woods naked with cigarbabe, you get bitten, by a rattlesnake
and you'll surely die, waiting for her to stop laughing!
That would'nt be too funny!
Mr.Ed in Mass.
 

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:biggrin1: :tongue: ROTFLMAO! :tongue: :biggrin1:


This was a beatiful New England weekend.We decided that it was the perfect time to open up our trailer at the nudist camp.It was nice and warm so we got nude . We took the tarp off and cleaned up some of the winter debris that covered our site.
As I closed the storage shed,Cigarbabe yelled " Hornets!"
One flew out of the shed and stung me in the head of my cock!
I yelled "Hurry up, suck out the poison!"
the only thing she did was laugh herself to tears! :laugh2:
Well, I gotta say that it did make it bigger! But not all over. Don't go
into the woods naked with cigarbabe, you get bitten, by a rattlesnake
and you'll surely die, waiting for her to stop laughing!
That would'nt be too funny!
Mr.Ed in Mass.
 

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This was a beatiful New England weekend.We decided that it was the perfect time to open up our trailer at the nudist camp.It was nice and warm so we got nude . We took the tarp off and cleaned up some of the winter debris that covered our site.
As I closed the storage shed,Cigarbabe yelled " Hornets!"
One flew out of the shed and stung me in the head of my cock!
I yelled "Hurry up, suck out the poison!"
the only thing she did was laugh herself to tears! :laugh2:
Well, I gotta say that it did make it bigger! But not all over. Don't go
into the woods naked with cigarbabe, you get bitten, by a rattlesnake
and you'll surely die, waiting for her to stop laughing!
That would'nt be too funny!
Mr.Ed in Mass.

Awwwwwww! Are you ok? Jokes aside, if that was for real I am sure it must have hurt.
 

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A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator:
"My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"
Let's hope you don't fall to the ground.
 

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The funny thing is she trained the Hornets.

On the plus side, he won't get arthritis in his boner as he gets older. I believe that to be CB's actual concern ergo the training :)
 

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This was a beatiful New England weekend.We decided that it was the perfect time to open up our trailer at the nudist camp.It was nice and warm so we got nude . We took the tarp off and cleaned up some of the winter debris that covered our site.
As I closed the storage shed,Cigarbabe yelled " Hornets!"
One flew out of the shed and stung me in the head of my cock!
I yelled "Hurry up, suck out the poison!"
the only thing she did was laugh herself to tears! :laugh2:
Well, I gotta say that it did make it bigger! But not all over. Don't go
into the woods naked with cigarbabe, you get bitten, by a rattlesnake
and you'll surely die, waiting for her to stop laughing!
That would'nt be too funny!
Mr.Ed in Mass.
Well, that's one way of getting hornets to make you feel horny.:biggrin::tongue: