Circle Jerking

[db03]

How many of you circle jerk, i do it all the time with my friends and my brothers.

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

Yeah, sure. In fact, I did it pretty frequently with my brothers and schoolmates when I was in high school. I've done it far less frequently as an adult. I haven't participated in a circle jerk since an impromptu session on my twenty-fourth birthday.

 

[hungthick]

Clarification please: how many people constitute a circle jerk because i am thinking like 4 or 5 guys. If it is 1 other guy it is just like dumb sex together. 2-3 guys doesnt seem like a 'circle' to me.

 

[Knight-7x6]

Well all I ever did was wank with another friend in the same room, I had a new porno, he wanted to watch it. There were cushions involved, lasted about 20 mins as I recall. We watched that porno a few times but never whipped our equipment out (myself and other friends, about five of us in total).

 

[headbang8]

Originally posted by hungthick@Oct 11 2004, 08:21 AM
Clarification please: how many people constitute a circle jerk because i am thinking like 4 or 5 guys. If it is 1 other guy it is just like dumb sex together. 2-3 guys doesnt seem like a 'circle' to me.

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A triangle jerk just doesn't have the same ring to it, does it?

And two guys jerking off within a few feet of of each other...that sounds dumb, indeed. What a missed opportunity!

 

[Mighty Joe]

DoubleMeatWhopper...next time you have a birthday, please invite me to the party!

And...speaking of birthdays, why on a members profile is year of birth is required?
I guess this question would be for the moderator but I just tried to post mine (month and day) and had rather not give the year.

FYI...mine is April 20.

 

[vamapboy]

I feel cheated. I have never participated in a circle jerk although I would have loved it. I never even heard of anyone that I knew participating in circle jerk.

 

[jonb]

Originally posted by hungthick@Oct 10 2004, 03:21 PM
Clarification please: how many people constitute a circle jerk because i am thinking like 4 or 5 guys. If it is 1 other guy it is just like dumb sex together. 2-3 guys doesnt seem like a 'circle' to me.

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A true circle jerk consists of seven males. If six or fewer males want to jerk off together, they shall stand side by side and it shall be called a firing line. If eight or more males want to jerk off together, it shall be called a joint session of Congress.

 

[hungwildcard]

Originally posted by jonb@Oct 11 2004, 10:55 PM
A true circle jerk consists of seven males. If six or fewer males want to jerk off together, they shall stand side by side and it shall be called a firing line. If eight or more males want to jerk off together, it shall be called a joint session of Congress.

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oh man... :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[jdoe86]

I don't know if this would be considered a "circle jerk", but a group of 5+ guys watching porn at a gay bathhouse..

 

[Mighty Joe]

Going from "circle jerks" how 'bout "daisy chains"?

 

[D_Martin van Burden]

I thought "daisy chains" involved oral -- one person sucking off the person to the left/right, who sucks the person off to their left/right, and so on.

 

[Dude!]

never really appealed to me, although I always had the urge to compare. I'd probably have to have been drunk to circle jerk!

 

[hungthick]

funny stuff ... you guys have me rotf

 

[ericbear]

I'm sorry, and my apologies to the sculptor, but the only thing I am able to thing about when I see one of these http://store1.yimg.com/I/directfrommexico_1815_3078527 is a circle jerk. Note that it has exactly seven participants, as mentioned by jonb in a prior post.

But contrary to what was said in a post above, these come in various numbers of jerkers, for example, four: http://store1.yimg.com/I/directfrommexico_1815_3015205

 

[Mighty Joe]

Originally posted by DeeBlackthorne@Oct 12 2004, 01:50 PM
I thought "daisy chains" involved oral -- one person sucking off the person to the left/right, who sucks the person off to their left/right, and so on.

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It is. You're right. Guess I should have started a different post. Sorry.

 

[jonb]

I was making a joke. And those men don't look like they're jerking off either. Maybe I'm missing something, but circle jerks generally require a free hand to, you know. . . .

 

[jonb]

Originally posted by Mighty Joe+Oct 12 2004, 05:58 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Mighty Joe &#064; Oct 12 2004, 05:58 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-DeeBlackthorne@Oct 12 2004, 01:50 PM
I thought "daisy chains" involved oral -- one person sucking off the person to the left/right, who sucks the person off to their left/right, and so on.

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It is. You&#39;re right. Guess I should have started a different post. Sorry.

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But what is it when some guys are sucking and some are stroking?

 

[PonyPete]

Originally posted by jonb@Oct 13 2004, 02:34 AM
But what is it when some guys are sucking and some are stroking?

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Congress. Some politicians really suck and others always seem to be jerking off.

 

[ericbear]

Originally posted by PonyPete@Oct 12 2004, 10:02 PM
Congress. Some politicians really suck and others always seem to be jerking off.

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Reminds me of a joke...

Two old ladies are taking a walk in the park, and notice two young men going at it with each other in the bushes.

"Oh&#33; Isn&#39;t that disgusting&#33;" says the first lady.

"I don&#39;t know," says the second, "they look like a couple of nice Democrats to me."

"Democrats???" asks the first "How can you possibly tell what party they belong to?"

"Because they&#39;re just jerking each other off," the second answers. "If they were Republicans, one would be getting fucked."