Circumcision in the Middle East

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  1. Sandra Lesbowicz

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    Is it true that most men in the Middle East are circumcised? I heard they have been doing it there for the past 1400 years.
     
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    No - All Men In The Middle East Are Un-circumcised

    They Have All Got Big Long Foreskins And Circumcision Is Banned In The Middle East
     
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    They use them to store water.
     
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    They don't actually have men in the Middle East is what I've heard.
     
  5. Damian Johnson

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    They are ALL big and uncircumicised

    Delicious foreskins!! Yum yum yum!!

    Moist uncut knobs!! Yum you yum!!

    Circumcision is banned throughout the Middle East. Any circumision taking place is met with be-headings, stonings or hands being cut off! Its 100% foreskin society
     
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    I was told that in the Middle East, if you steal you have your hand cut off, so if you cut someone's foreskin, do you have your cock cut off??
     
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    DUDE! Sandra's escaped from her security cell - and is currently cutting the hands and heads off all the uncircumcised boys in the middle east! We must get her back into her Hannibal Lector style holding cell! Hellboys comin in a minute too to help out! :biggrin1:
     
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    Okay, here I am. And I got cattle prods for all...now, lets get her cornered!
     
  9. Matt Cohen

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    What u gonna do when you catch her - Circumcise her ????
     
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    Hellboy! Matt! Thank god you are both here!

    Sandra's escaped from her holding cell and is on the rampage! She's making Transformers, King Kong and Godzilla on the loose look like a walk in the park!

    Now Big Duder, Yogo and Savage have got all the emergancy doors to the hospital covered! and we have got marksmen, alsatian dogs and the marine corps in a ring of security around the hospital!

    I told the doctors that putting up posters of Hannibal Lector in Sandra's cell would do her noo good! But no-one listened to me! Sigh!

    I visit Sandra once a week with grapes, flowers and magazines as part of the charity work ive been doing with the UN for dangerously disturbed LPSG members!

    I have to sit behind a bullet proof screen and there are always doctors and nurses in attendance! I feel soo like Jodie Foster when Im there! Its like something out of a horror film visiting Sandra! Sometimes Savage comes with me to give me strength and support, its soo scary in the hospital!

    I weep into a hankie and clutch my pearls afterwards with the horror of it all! The things she says! The way she rubs her shit all over herself and eats it too! The way she thinks that there are circumcised men in the world when we all know that its been banned and everyone has been restored now!

    Its awful visiting her in this state! and shes really gone to the dogs and talks about being President! being god! and all sorts of crazy talk! She claims she knows where Hitler is hiding out in Brazil and has talked to me about how she was taken by a flying saucer up into space to visit Princess Diana and Elvis who were taken prisoner by the aliens! Ohh! the horror of her madness! Its too much to think about! Shes a total nutter! But im brave! I keep visiting! Its the right thing to do!

    Now lets try and get her back into the holding cell boys!
     
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    If a cross between a spoon and a fork is a spork, would you call a cross between a spoon and a ladle a

    SPLADLE???
     
  12. B_cigarbabe

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    I could've had a V-8!
    D'oy!
    cigarbabe:saevil:
     
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    Yes.
    On with the chase.
     
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    didnt you say youve fucked a bunch of middle eastern men?
     
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    All hell has broken loose around here. No, its just Sandra.
     
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